Hilarity Ensues

A/N: Okay so this is the first crossover that I've ever posted (not written posted) anyway it's kind of an odd one, it's NCIS and iCarly. Okay I know what you're probably thinking after you re-read the last sentence, she's got to be kidding, NCIS is an 8 o'clock show, and iCarly well it's an 8 times a day show, but this idea kind of hit me when I was watching iCarly....I know what 17 year old watches iCarly, well what can I say, I think the show is hilarious especially, Sam I just love her....either way you don't have to be fans of both shows to understand this fic. Anyway just read it and tell me what you think about it.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters....this is also the only chapter I'm putting a full disclaimer on it's pretty obvious that I don't own any of the shows, characters, etc.

Chapter 1

The elevator dinged loudly as three agents of NCIS' best team stepped off Gibbs at the forefront with a loudly arguing Tony and Ziva bringing up the rear.

"For the last time Tony, no I do not think that it is either possible or plausible for Charlie's Angels to actually happen in real life, because it is fiction!" Ziva cried throwing her hands up in disbelief.

"Come on Zee-Vah!" Tony said flashing her his 1000 watt DiNozzo grin, "Think about it, three super hot, secret agents kicking butt for the good of the world, it's totally believe-able!"

Ziva rolled her eyes incredulously, "Tony, there is nothing believe-able about three women taking orders from an unknown third party over a speaker phone!"

Tony raised his eyebrows stopping abruptly in front of Ziva so that they were face to face their bodies almost touching. "Really Ziva, now tell me, how exactly did Papa Mossad give you your orders." Tony grinned asking coyly.

Ziva grinned up evilly at him, then grabbed his hand, both immobilizing him and sending daggers of pain shooting up his arm as she pressed down hard on a pressure point in his hand.

"How my father may or may not give me orders is none of your business Anthony." Ziva hissed, she reached up with her free hand then gently tapped his cheek before she released her hold on him.

"You have a visitor," she said into his ear as she glanced over his shoulder.

"Though she is not as old as the rest of your visitors are." Ziva added, she chuckled softly as the joyfully expectant look on Tony's face was quickly replaced with one of confusion.

They both stared at the young girl sitting at Tony's desk, Ziva would guess her age at around 13, she looked completely comfortable as she sat
with Tony's chair tilted back and her red converse clad feet up and on top the desk. She twirled one long golden blond curl absently on her finger as she threw what looked like Tony's Mighty Mouse stapler up into the air then caught it. She stared up at the high ceiling obviously bored. She glared over at McGee for a moment giving the suddenly pale faced agent a look that could peel paint then took some kind of unwrapped and half eaten candy out of her pocket, quickly gave it a once-over for lint, which she then picked off and chucked in McGee's general direction then stuck the candy in her mouth.

McGee who had looked up from his desk the moment he heard the elevator' s ding then Tony and Ziva's telltale bickering announcing their arrival, flew up, he hurried over to them almost losing his balance as he careened around the corner in his rush to reach Tony. Tony grabbed the younger agent before he could fall then steadied him.

"Slow down there McSpeedy Gonzales, what's with the kid?" Tony asked grabbing McGee's lunch, a still unwrapped hamburger from the man's hand, he quickly unwrapped it taking a large bite as he waited for McGee to speak.

McGee made a face shaking his head when Tony held the burger back out to him, "Tony, that's the second time someone's stolen my lunch today." McGee complained.

"Deal with it McWhiny," Tony shot back still waiting for an answer to his question.

McGee glared at him, funny, he thought, that's exactly what the girl lounging at Tony's desk had told him after she stole his first burger, right after "what are you looking at," and right before, "evaporate bucko" . McGee blushed embarrassed as he relived that particularly tense moment.

"Well what's with the kid McDazed?" Tony asked poking the man in the stomach to get his attention. McGee grimaced, "I, I don't know Tony, she showed up after you guys left for lunch and she hasn't left since." McGee managed to stutter out.

Tony groaned, "Way to investigate Probie." he said sarcastically. He looked over McGee's shoulder at the girl, she had now started rummaging through his desk drawers. "She sure made herself at home"he muttered disdainfully.

Tony pushed past McGee walking quickly over to his desk trying to figure out why the girl looked so familiar, he placed her face the moment she sat up her cheeks slightly red from having being bent over and her curls mussed slightly, "Hey hey hey, you're the girl from that web show, i-i- i-something" he exclaimed triumphantly.

"Hey hey hey," the girl began imitating his voice perfectly, "You're the lothario who knocked my mom up." she said her voice faux-enthusiastic.

Ziva snorted loudly from behind the now frozen with surprise and unable to form coherent thoughts further more words, Tony, "She is definitely yours Tony, you both share an amazing lack of tact" Ziva whispered chuckling softly as she turned away.

A/N:Okay you guys what did you think? I'm not sure if to continue or not...or if this is even as funny/entertaining as I (and my identico [identical psycho]) think it is...anyway review, and tell me if I should continue it or not. If you guys say yes the next ch. Will be way longer!! this one is more of a trial type, should I keep posting kind of deal. So review you guys it's up to u!!!

Forever yours

Sarah