The characters are not mine someone else's. Not mine.

Harry sat on his bed staring at the wall, a large thump was heard inside his closet. He opened it up to find a small robot with red eyes sitting in there. It bounced out and started to run around in circles. It said "G.I.R reporting for duty."

"What does the G stand for?" Harry asked. The robot's eyes turned green and it said in a high-pitched voice. "I don't know." Then it started hitting itself over the head.

"I'm supposed to have a CD about something for you but I took it out." The robot said. Harry looked at the clearly insane robot and asked, "Why?"

"To make room for the cupcake." It pulled a cupcake out of its head and ate it. "Right."

"I miss my cupcake." G.I.R's eyes went back to red and it said. "You cannot go back."
"Go where?"
"To Hogwarts."
"Why not?"
"Because you will be Doomed," G.I.R's eyes went green again and it said," I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now, Doom Doom Doom, Doom Doom, Doom, Doom Doom Doom, Doom Doom Doom, Doom Doom, Doom Doom, Doom Doom, Doomy Doom Doom Doom Doom, Doom, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, Doom Doom Doom, Doom Doom Doom, Doom Doom Doom, Doom Doom. The End." Then G.I.R ran down stairs and threw a cake at a wall and ran away screaming.

There you have it. My first story in ages. Are you proud?