Legacy of the Stars

by Your Everyday Fandom Nut

Wheatley is returned to his human body, and lives life with his basically non-related female twin. There will be fluff, jokes, and much, much more. No warnings. Some, well, a LOT of OOC-ness from Wheatley. AU, Combine never happened, and it won't. Some fantasy, like talking cats. WheatleyxOC, and a TALKING CHELL as well. AH. (All Human). Portal 1/2 Cores. Not all listed in chars.

1. Becoming Human

Legacy of the Stars

Chapter 1: It's Called Re-entry, Moron.

Day 1:

Location: Space, Solar system

[Begin Log] I've decided to keep track of anything interesting I see by keeping a log, but I haven't seen anything interesting, so I guess I'll wrap this day up, or rather, icy-cold, soul-sucking, everlasting night. [End Log] Wheatley closed his hairline cracked optic, but it was painful to do so. He dreamed of nothing, blissful, painless nothing. He woke up, finding himself sleeping next to Space Core, or Cliff, as he had come to know him. "I'm in space!" Cliff sleep-shouted. Wheatley replied,"I know you are mate, and so am I." "Exile, it takes your mind, again."Wheatley sung softly to himself.

He slept and again woke up, but noticed something peculiar, it was that he was closer to Earth. He then floated towards Earth, it had been a good 2 years since he saw the big blue ball. Cliff stayed where he was, though. Wheatley flew toward Earth aimlessly. "Bye, Cliff." He entered Earth's atmosphere and started falling, falling. Then he started catching fire, debris trailing behind him. "AHHH AHHHH IT BURNS!" he screamed. Then he heard a familiar voice."Hello, Moron." GLaDOS said. "I AM NOT A MORON!" he yelled, furious. "OKAY! I'm really sorry that I turned you into a potato, shoved you down a pit into ancient Aperture, was bossy and was monstrous." he said. "I don't forgive you moron." She said. "W-why am I burning?" he stammered, in pain. "It's called re-entry you bumbling moron." She replied. He landed in the Aperture shed, making a hole in the roof."Now look what you've done you moron!" "Sorry!" he said. He was picked up by a Party Escort Bot, and it went into the elevator It slowly descended, and they finally stopped in Her chamber. He noticed there was a stasis bed, it was labeled Aperture Science Stasis Bed #932.