INFINITY CRISIS WAR: THANOSES REVENGE
CHAPTER ONE: THE LEAGUE AT ODDS WITH EACH OTHER'S SIDES
"Shut up!" said Superman. He was really angry. "Shut up, I can't believe you did this". "It was the only way to be sure and I had to be sure", said Batman. "Besides, I don't trust you these days and I don't trust anyone at the moment".
"That's not the point, dammit" growled Superman loudly, punching the wall of the Batcave and was trying to keep friends with his greatest ally. They were arguing loudly in the Batcave, and I was watching them through a grate in the wall high up near the top. "Yes it is", Batman said back to him with a smile, to Superman. "I had to take Hal Jorden's magic ring while was asleep and without anyone knowing, so I could run some scientific tests". He grabbed his hand, and their farces were close as their hands were pressed on the Bat Car. "Last time we were all fighting crime together with Wonder Woman and The Firestorm and Red Robin and Cyborg and Aquamane and Flash and the others, something felt wrong. Didn't you feel it too? The force was going all wrong, with interference. I think the magic in it was going wrong. Did you see the way he almost dropped those people he was carrying in a car while The Yellow Lanten was shooting Yellow nails at him and the Jackfrost was shooting cold ice at him?"
Superman tore his hand off, Batman's and stalked to the other side of the cave waving his arms around his head. "You're crazy, I can't believe you're saying this. I should take you in. I will if they ask me to". "Who?" "The US American government, of course. The president is saying its got to be done, for the good of the people of the USA and the world". "I'd like to see you try" Batman shouted back across the room. "I've got so many battarangs with your name on them, waiting to fly at you". Batman was feeling very smug, his main weakness was really growing today. "You're surely not serious" "I totally am serious, this has been a long time coming". "Shut up!" "Why don't we settle this like men and you make me? Except you're not a man are you? The boy from Kansas from another world. Not our world like I am. For all I know you could be the source of the interferrance". Superman could take it no longer. The rage had been building all day, and he was ready to popp. Who was this little earthling to question him? He was the best person in the world, and everyone knew it. He'd been raised on a farm well.
Superman turned around quickly, really super fast. He fired some of his laser eyes at him. They were bright blue, because he'd recently learned to change the colours and these were especially powerful. They would tear through even the Dark Knight's finest armour plating and technology tat his money could buy and stop him stealing that ring. But Batman knew he would do this from his great detective observation skills, and dodged out of the way really fast, using his ninja training. He also spoke some code into the computer system he'd programmed as part of his anti super hero contingency system. It was an earpiece that also linked to his voice only, so nobody could crack it. Bane had once tried to use it to beat him again, but could not. Nobody in the world could that Batman knew. Instantly, really fast, a face ring swooped over Batman's face and projected bat coloured targeting lasers into Batman's eyes. They gave him special bat vision that was good at targeting precise things when aiming. Superman was still turning around, and couldn't stop in time.
"Double whammy" Batman instructed into the system with a straight face. But he was secretly loving the chance to hit Superman in his big blue scout face. He'd never say though, because his reputation for the right was very important to him to be good in the press. Two lasers were now shooting out of the headset, but they were green. This is important, because they were krypton green. The green lines fired right into Superman's eyes. Superman screamed with rage, because it really hurt and he was blinded and couldn't see. He swooped his arms around in circles trying to lash at Batman. Batman was trying to get out the way, but Superman's hearing was super and he could even hear him over his own screams of hurt. He felt the Bat supercomputer which was uncrackable (The Riddler had tried and failed), and punched it twice breaking the HD LCD screen and ergonomic keyboard. "Damn" thought Batman "he's good at wrecking my business". The computer was smashed into matchsticks bye then. Superman sprung at Batman with a grunt of effort, jumping so very high. He was about to catch Batman, and could see now because of his super enhanced healing factor. Batman jumped at him too, with bat knuckles now at the ready to have a fight (they had the green of kryptonite in them too, but would he be fast enough?) "Get ready for a bruising" Batman said in slow motion. "Shut up. I'm going to put you in hospital so you can't take over the Justice League for yourself. I'm the leader of this operation" Superman shouted really fast while he was racing through the air with all his effort.
What they hadn't seen at this time was a silent figure walking into the Batcave where they were, right at the back, and pick up the magic ring. It was Alfred but they didn't know that. They were about to try and severely injure each other, for the investigation of the world. Suddenly two giant green hands grabbed Superman and Batman out of the air as they jumped at each other. The hands were twice as big as them both. They couldn't move their arms. "This guy must have really strong will power to use the ring" they both thought. They looked around, and it was Alfred! "Masters Kent and Wayne, I'm an old man but can't you see what's happening? The ring's master is calling out to it." It's driving you both against each other." Suddenly, the ring started glowing, like a signal. And the phone started ringing. That isn't good I thought. I was still watching from the grill at the top of the cave. Oh no, bad things were going to happen to us all.