Well this fanfic is dedicated to all those times when Miroku is wise and helps Inuyasha with his "relationship" problems.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does.

Ask Miroku!

A neon sign flashes above the audience and they start clapping wildly. A young man with a short ponytail walks onstage beaming and waving to the crowd. In the centre of the stage are three large seemingly overstuffed chairs. The young man went and sat one of the chairs and yelled out to the crowd "Welcome one and all to Ask Miroku! Today our special guests are two very close friends, so please welcome Kagome and Inuyasha!" The crowd once again started to clap wildly as Kagome walked onstage dragging Inuyasha behind her. "This is what the surprise is? I thought you were taking me to buy some Ramen noodles!"

Miroku smiled knowingly at Inuyasha. He knew that Kagome would have to trick him into coming here but using the Ramen noodle trick would just leave Inuyasha cranky for the rest of the day.

Inuyasha pouted and sat down brooding while Kagome just smiled and waved to the crowd.

"Now Kagome, you've been telling me in some of the letters you sent me that Inuyasha is being a little overprotective is that right?"

"Overprotective! You've been sending letters to him about me?!?"

"Uh well I um.." Kagome trailed off then started to get angry. "Well I wouldn't have to send these letters to Miroku unless there was a reason not to! I mean look at how you and Kouga fight!"

"What! You'd rather hang around that mangy wolf! You'd pick him over me!?!"

The audience stared at Inuyasha and Kagome with wide eyes. Well mostly Inuyasha hence the fact of dog ears.

Miroku stepped forward between them. "Well I can definitely see that we have a problem here. So why don't we all calm down and talk reasonably?"

Kagome nodded and sat down in a huff while Inuyasha glared at Miroku until Kagome jerked him down onto his chair.

"So Kagome, you seem to think that Inuyasha is overprotective. Why do you think that is?"

"Well for one, Inuyasha never lets me talk with Kouga, all they ever do is argue."

"That's not true!"

"Yes it is Inuyasha and you know it! Don't deny the truth!"

"I'm not denying the truth! I'm telling it!"

Miroku shook his head and sighed. These two need a quick break, and so did he. He stood up and faced the audience and yelled out "We'll be back after these messages!"

Well I know this chapter is very short but I'm getting a little sleepy Anyway the next chapter will be up very soon!