Okay, I know there's about one million and seven of these but I and just making it for when I get bored and have nothing else to do. So I'll probably update randomly.
Disclaimer: Characters owned by SM.
A/N probably a little OOC but there's not Renesmee and Bella is a vampire xDD
Bella has signed in.
Alice has signed in.
Rosalie signed in.
Bella: I overheard the guys talking a few minutes ago. They made a bet of who can go the longest without talking to their mates. Even Carlisle is on it. Wanna make a bet of our own?
Alice: Hee luff the way u think sis.
Rosalie: wtf?
Alice: Bella wants us 2 get r mate 2 tlk 2 us thy hvnt decided wht the lsr does tho. The prsn that loses ours…who would be the last prsn 2 get their mte to tlk 2 them has to…OO the one who loses can't tlk 2 the parentals for a week. Unless u cnt get out of tlking 2 them.
Rosalie: LUFF IT!
Bella: What is the appeal of chat speak really?
Rosalie: OO also, is me or alice come in 2nd we can't use cht spk 4 a month but if bella does then she has2 use cht spk 4 a month. /grin/
Bella: DEAL! /shakes hands with them/ Okay so, I hear the boys coming. Talk about something random so they can't see the conversation.
Rosalie: I rlly wnt some grizz now.
Alice: dnt let em hear he'll drag u off rght now 2 get some.
Bella: I wasn't thirsty until you mentioned it.
Rosalie: WTF u hvnt hunted in what.. week?
Bella: So, I wasn't thinking about how thirsty I was.
Alice: CRAZY VAMPIRE!
Rosalie: omfg. Omfg. Omfg. Omfg. Omfg. Omfg.
Bella: What Rose?
Alice: Weirdo.
Rosalie: Dunno look whos typn al.
Edward has signed on.
Jasper has signed on.
Emmett has signed on.
Bella: Hey love, Do you wanna go to the meadow later?
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Jasper: Bella, I think Edward's mad at you.
Bella: /crys/ What did I do Jasper.
Jasper: He said..Your bad in bed.
Bella: Sorry Edward, I wish you would just love me for who I am!/going to volturi/
Bella is away.
Alice: BELLA! Edward/growls/
Bella is away.
My husband hates me because I don't please him enough.
Does anyone have Mike Newton's number?
Alice: Great job Edward. You really shouldn't tell Emmett and Jasper these things.
4.57.23 a.m 6/9/09
Meanwhile….
"I'm sorry for imposing Jacob. I think Edward's divorcing me because I'm bad in bed. He usually sound pretty pleased. I guess it's just a show. I can't believe I fell for all that 'You're my whole life crap and I love you so effing much. The crap about being soulmates and vamps never ending love.' BULL!"
"Bells, I think your phones on?" Jacob said, while I sobbed.
"Wha…What?" I sobbed. "Opps. I called someone on accident."
"Oh while." Then me and Jake made kissing noises, pretending to make out. He groaned and moments later I moaned.
"Jake, this is wrong. I shouldn't go this to Edward."
"BUT HE…Kay, bye Bella." He grinned, giving me a hug as I left the rez. I pulled my lap top out in my car.
The computer is a scary place.
Rosalie signed off.
Alice signed off.
Bella: /wipes tears and tries to stop shaking/ Jasper, Emmett could you come pick me up. My cell phone battery died somehow and my car engine exploded. Big fire. I almost know. Vampire and Fire don't mix.
Emmett: y not ed?
Bella: While he isn't talking to me. I don't want to force myself onto him anymore. Is he even online? My cell died so you're the only ones I can get too.
Jasper: Why not run?
Bella: It hard to run while I sob. I found divorce papers when I went to pick up my mail from the post office.
Edward: BELLA, THEY'RE LYING! I LOVE YOU! THEY AREN'T MY DIVORCE PAPERS!
Bella: /burst into laughter/ I know Edward, but now you lost your bet and I won mine.
Edward: /mouth open/ Your evil.
Bella: They come punish me :P I'm at home ;P
Edward has signed off.
Bella: Thanks Jasper, You helped Alice lose. She's gunna be PISSED! Bye/giggles/
Emmett: WOAH! Ed lost. Bella won wtf this world is werd.
Jasper: Oh. No.
Alice has signed on.
Jasper: Alice, I am so so so sorry. Edward lost. I didn't know you had a bet of your own or I would've caved first.
Alice: This means I'm second. Poop. Yeee Rosalie LOST! HAAA! Bella went as far as 'accidentally' calling Edward and crying to Jake before pretending to make out with him. I love you, Need to go boast to Rosie. Byee 3
Emmett: I WON!
Jasper: I'm gunna go…'play' with Alice now, but.
Alice: /giggle/ By Emmie Bear.
Jasper has signed off
Alice has signed off
Rosalie has signed on.
Rosalie: em Cullen I ht u. bye.
Rosalie has signed off.
Emmett: MAN!
Emmett has signed off.
Okay, so not very long I know. But I'm really just super bored and my other ideas will take much longer to fix. This is just random Cullen moments and Bella's evilness showing. So bye!
Xoxo,
Alexis