Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon... ::Sigh::
Author's notes/warnings: Well, this is just a little gag fic I thought up suddenly. Now it's supposed to be short because it's a drabble(100-300 word story usually) so don't flame me about the length. Remember, this is just for a good laugh, something written to be enjoyed. If you are easily offended by the whole shipping issue, don't read this.
The clock on the wall ticked, each passing second seeming like an eternity.
A certain red haired water trainer and a certain brunette pokemon coordinator sat facing eachother at a round table in the room.
Both girls were nervous, their palms sweaty and bodies trembling. The tension between them building.
'We'll finally get to know the truth...' Misty thought.
'Who could be the one?' May contemplated.
Suddenly, Ash entered the room.
"Ash!" The two girls exclaimed in unison.
"Okay. I thought about it a lot and I finally figured out who I love most..." Ash began.
Misty and May eagerly awaited the answer.
"I love..."
"Yeah?!" Both girls cried out.
"I love...I love...Gary Oak!" He proclaimed with pride and joy.
Misty and May's mouths hung open, completely not expecting that response.
Misty then pulled Ash in by the shirt collar. "GARY OAK!?"
"M-Misty, C-calm down..."
"After four years of pining and hoping and wishing to be yours....you...you choose a guy you barely see! Your ex-rival to boot!" She grit her teeth after speaking.
"I can't believe my first crush was with a guy who doesn't even like girls..." May piped.
"GRRR! ASH KETCHUM, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE!" Misty let go of Ash and walked up to May. "Let's go buy a huge box of chocolate to share, May."
With a sigh, the coordinator nodded and followed Misty out the door.
The End.
Author's notes/warnings: Well, this is just a little gag fic I thought up suddenly. Now it's supposed to be short because it's a drabble(100-300 word story usually) so don't flame me about the length. Remember, this is just for a good laugh, something written to be enjoyed. If you are easily offended by the whole shipping issue, don't read this.
The clock on the wall ticked, each passing second seeming like an eternity.
A certain red haired water trainer and a certain brunette pokemon coordinator sat facing eachother at a round table in the room.
Both girls were nervous, their palms sweaty and bodies trembling. The tension between them building.
'We'll finally get to know the truth...' Misty thought.
'Who could be the one?' May contemplated.
Suddenly, Ash entered the room.
"Ash!" The two girls exclaimed in unison.
"Okay. I thought about it a lot and I finally figured out who I love most..." Ash began.
Misty and May eagerly awaited the answer.
"I love..."
"Yeah?!" Both girls cried out.
"I love...I love...Gary Oak!" He proclaimed with pride and joy.
Misty and May's mouths hung open, completely not expecting that response.
Misty then pulled Ash in by the shirt collar. "GARY OAK!?"
"M-Misty, C-calm down..."
"After four years of pining and hoping and wishing to be yours....you...you choose a guy you barely see! Your ex-rival to boot!" She grit her teeth after speaking.
"I can't believe my first crush was with a guy who doesn't even like girls..." May piped.
"GRRR! ASH KETCHUM, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE!" Misty let go of Ash and walked up to May. "Let's go buy a huge box of chocolate to share, May."
With a sigh, the coordinator nodded and followed Misty out the door.
The End.