"Akira… we'll never make it across this desert."
"Don't say that Kengo!!!"
"I will say that! I can't, I just can't go on!!! Hack, cough, death in a box."
Kengo collapsed on the barren ground with a thud. Akira ran to his side to aid him, but it was too late. He was already dead.
"Kengooooo!!! Why did you have to dieeee?!?!?!"
"Ehh?! I'm not dea-"
"DEEEEEEAAAD!!!! HE'S DEAD TO DEATH!!!!!!"
"A-Akira, I'm not-"
"!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah, that."
Akira dragged Kengo's corpse to the nearby oasis that just happened to be there. Akira was about to cut of Kengo's legs to feed himself, but he noticed something much more appetizing hanging off the tree.
"Oh, gorilla-tantula! My favorite!" exclaimed Akira, as his fingers were chewed off. Of coarse, being the perfect being that he is, he has regenerating powers.
"AKIRA!!! !!"
"Tsk," tsked Akira "You're already dead, silly Kengo."
Akira lifted the komodo dragon from Kengo's corpse. It began to frantically lick his face and any area of open skin.
"Aww… It likes me Kengo!"
"No, it just poisoned you now you're gonna die and then it'll eat you. Till you die. Dead."
"Oh, how nice."
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