Full disclosure, I'm a little guilty of the Jaune hype, but still felt the need to mock it.

Once upon a time in the magical world of Remnant, we find Pyrrha Nikos in the library tutoring Ruby Rose, as the two had made this a daily habit. Ruby constantly strives to be the best leader she could be, but being moved ahead two years required her to catch up on a lot of studying. Luckily, Pyrrha was as skilled on the battlefield as she was knowledgeable and gladly offered her assistance to those in need. "Alright, in the late seventeen hundreds," The Spartan chirped, "The technique of manifesting aura was discovered by what conqueror?"

Ruby pondered for a moment before answering, "hmmmm was it-"

"Hey was happening y'all," The sudden interruption of a certain blond knight came about, "What are you two doing?"

"... Uh we're studying," Little red mumbled utterly confused, "We've talked about this before."

"Oh really baby, well its hard to keep track of all the beauties in this school." He smirked giving Ruby a bit of an uncomfortable vibe. She then thought to herself, was he really flirting with me in front of his girlfriend? The young girl glanced over to Pyrrha to find a truly furious woman holding back her anger as the boy leaned in close and whispered, "So like, when you gonna be done here?"

Pyrrha simply took a deep breath with a long exhale, then very clearly growled, "Listen, I'm going to give you ten seconds to walk away. If you're not gone by then, I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do to you."

Ruby's jaw dropped at the response, utterly baffled that Pyrrha, someone who just weeks ago longed for this boy's attention is suddenly hostile towards him. The blond lean back with a his hands held up in defense, but a sly smirk on his face, "Chill girl... Just thought we could hang out, but okay I'll give you two some space."

Ruby stared at the man leaving for a good seconds, before asking, "Okay, what was that about?"

The Spartan mumbled, "Look he's just an asshole, can we drop it?"

"Well... No," The small girl moaned, "Pyrrha, what happened between you two? Did Jaune do something wrong?"

"Ruby, that wasn't Jaune."

"Wha-a-a?"

"That's his cousin, fanfiction Jaune."

As the day progressed, Jaune and his completely identical cousin fanfiction Jaune were seen strolling through the academy, turning plenty of heads along the way. Jaune, lead the tour by explaining, "And these are our lockers, we regularly keep our weapons in them and if we're ever in a jam, we can have them fly to our location with our scrolls."

"Cool, cool," Fanfiction Jaune replied, "But can I have one of these lockers go to a random location?"

"Well yes, all you have to do is enter the coordinates in the key pad. Why?"

"He's why," Fanfiction Jaune then gestured to the most well developed character in the series, Cardin Winchester. The guy that even though he backed off of Jaune for saving his life in volume 1 and was demoted to a permanent background character, still bullies him for some reason.

"Well... Well... Weeeelll," The meathead cheered, "Looks like I get two Jaunes today, Christmas came early this year."

"Wait, Christmas?" Jaune uttered, "Is that a thing in the RWBYverse? Do any of the holidays exist in this world?"

"Who fucking cares," Cardin growled before reaching over to the original Jaune, however in speeds no one can keep up with, Fanfiction Jaune grabbed hold of this truly extensively developed character's arm and gave him a menacing grin. "Ooooooh," The bully mumbled, "Well, I guess I'll start with wienie number two."

The brute then launched a powerful strike upon the new Jaune's face, only to paralyze with fear as his punch didn't even cause him to flinch. Fanfiction Jaune then explained, "While infused with over a dozen different semblances, being the decedent of ancient wizards granting me multiple different spells, I am also a saiyan from another universe."

"Wha-What?" Cardin moaned, "That all sounds ridiculous, Jaune's core character traits are about him being underdeveloped and inexperienced, how are you so OP."

"Because I'm the real main character of RWBY, I'm the Gary Stu everyone wants my awkward virgin cousin to be. I Fanfiction Jaune, son of Vegito and Kefla, am here to make this series about me and to do that, first I had to locate you specifically, the cliched bully character and kick your ass." Fanfiction Jaune, then proceeded to shove the bully in a locker, entered coordinates to who gives a shit, and walked away with a smug smile on his face as he sent the completely irrelevant character flying.

Later, both Jaunes had come in view of Weiss Schnee who was arranging the bulletin boards for the school's clubs. Fanfiction Jaune stared with pure delight, "Oh my gawd, now that's a waifu. Flat chested, pale skin, and has white hair, she's like an old lady and a teenage girl at the same time." (PS if Weiss is your waifu, I'm not sorry. She's one of the least attractive women in the series)

"I wouldn't bother with her," Jaune advised, "She can be pretty snobby and mean."

"She's a total bitch too, ooooh no. I'm gonna lay my moves on her." Fanfiction Jaune soothed. The saiyan sauntered over to the ice queen as he introduced, "Hey baby, my name's Fanfiction Jaune and today's your lucky day."

"Oh really?" Weiss replied.

"Yes cause you see... I'm an awkward forever alone teenage boy."

Her ecstasy had then peaked as she cooed, "Ooooo really?"

"Yes and you know what else, I'm also a nerd who spends all day on the internet, plays video games, and never goes outside."

"AHHHH," Weiss cried as her cunt moistened, "Tell me more."

"I'm also... A nice guy."

Suddenly the girl couldn't control her animalistic urges as she hopped into the boy's arms and proceeded to give this irresistible hunk a passionate kiss. Fanfiction Jaune just had everything every woman found sexy, thus the two would continue to make out as he carried her all the way back to team RWBY's dorm and yes he fucked her with his massive dick.

A week later, Fanfiction Jaune and his bitch Weiss had become inseparable as the two would consistently make out every moment throughout every day. During lunch, both teams JNPR and RWBY would watch as the two had continually engaged each other nonstop. The two broke away as Fanfiction Jaune inquired, "Say, you know that bunny girl looks cute, maybe we can bring her into the mix."

Weiss giggled, "Well normally I wouldn't want my boyfriend engaged with another woman, but for some reason I want you to have multiple girlfriends."

"Really, cause I kind of want to bang that Emerald girl too."

"OMG yes, how about the four of us bang together."

"Oh yeah that sounds hot."

As the two lovebirds left to recruit the other bitches. Ruby groaned, "Okay this is weird, how is this guy exactly like Jaune, but nothing like him at the same time?"

Yang speculated, "It's almost as if Fanfiction Jaune is the collective imaginative character, lonely fanboys use in substitute of a self insert OC to project their wildest fantasies."

Her sister replied, "Come on, people wouldn't be that pathetic to rewrite Jaune's entire character traits to make him an OP harem protagonist... Would they?"