Why is he so... uh... furry?We really don't know, actually. We were doing our -- Transfiguration homework, and something, er, must've backfired...I didn't assign homework in Transfiguration yesterday.Well... um... I like pumpkin pie. Do you like pumpkin pie? I like pumpkin pie!Yes, I do, but we're not talking about --Who doesn't like pumpkin pie? I mean, it's so pumpkiny and pie-like...!Well, yes, but --Orange is a great color, don't you think? Especially in a pie!I quite agree, Potter, but we --I just loooove pumpkin pie! Don't you love pumpkin pie?POTTER! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE PUMPKIN PIE!Fine. Be that way.Now, why is Black covered in fur?You don't know what you're missing...Do you know how close you are to detention?I like pumpkin pie!I give up!
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Wow. That was... strange. If you want to know what's going on, I like to imagine Sirius is in the hospital wing after attempting his Animagus transformation. McGonagall is trying to get information out of James about what happened. Whether he is simply refusing to answer or has actually been brainwashed by pumpkin pie, I have no idea.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sirius, James, or Professor McGonagall. Nor do I own any pumpkin pie at the moment.