Pathological Story Telling

by Lune Mish

Alfred is a natural conversationalist that enjoys leaving behind stories of himself with every person he gets to know. Issue is some of the details may be exaggerated, factually incorrect, or up for interpretation. Yet Alfred himself knows every word to be true making it impossible to unravel his strings. Won't stop a gaming server and an obstinate Brit from trying though.

Alfred F. Jones spun stories as if they were going out of style.

He never knew when a thread would form or who it would connect him to.

It just happened whenever he opened his big goddamn mouth.

Creating a tangled mess on the outside and cob webs within.

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Guardian Union #General

Aquil Today at 9:15am

Hullo fellow heroes, demons, an cool wanderers of this earth ;3

Aquil Today at 10:01am

Aww I made such an amazing arrival but no ones here to see it :(

Helllooooooooooo

Anyone in the Voiddddd

All by myselfffff dun want to be all by myselfff

well this sucks

Desperate times call for desperate measures owo

Tea Fae

Tea Fae Tea Fae Tea Fae

Tea Fae Today at 10:05am

Enough Twit

This better be important or so help me I may actually throttle you.

Aquil Today at 10:05am

Geez someone woke up with their panties in a twist :P

Tea Fae Today at 10:06am

Anyone would if they were forced to see this after pulling an all nighter.

Your use of emoticons is cancer.

Feel Bad.

Aquil Today at 10:08am

UWU I was just OWO trying to say ;3 Hi! Didn't know cranky old people were allowed near vidya games

Tea Fae Today at 10:08am

I'll have you know brat that I am a level 50 mage.

While you were busy learning how to walk I set hundreds of orcs on fire.

Fuck you.

Aquil Today at 10:09am

O/O Wha but I only just met you oldie ... date number two better be at a cheesecake factory or we may have to break up

Tea Fae Today at 10:09am

...

Doitsu

Aquil Today at 10:10am

OWO

Doitsu Today at 10:10am

Mein Gott another one.

Aquil Today at 10:10am

Hewwo?

DoitsuToday at 10:12am

DON'T SPAM PICS

DON'T SET ANYTHING ON FIRE

AND DON'T PM TINDER PICS

ARE WE CLEAR

Aquil Today at 10:12am

umm sure peachy +_+

Doitsu Today at 10:13am

As Admin I welcome you to the unofficial discord server of Archana Online.

Normally I would educate you on the rules of this server, but I have work in two hours.

I will do it later bye.

Aquil Today at 10:15am

Ummm thnx?

Sounds horrible T-T

Glaceon Today at 10:18am

It is

Shhh you saw nothing

Aquil Today at 10:18am

OWO !

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Alfred sat back in his seat waiting for a response that never seemed to come.

He didn't expect much when first creating a new account for the server, but the responses given to him certainly piqued his interest. Especially that of the old guy calling himself tea something. Either the guy was some 12 year old attempting to pull off the stiff British man stereotype or he was an actual person who actually spoke like that in real life. Alfred didn't know which of these two options was more laugh worthy which made Tea an immediate target for the act of basic friending.

That is if he still had a chance.

Alfred continued to read over his previous responses while chewing on his lower lip. His laptop screen giving him a sickly blue glow as his eyes pored over every tiny detail. The emoticons were meant to soften his words. His lack of punctuation a sign of carelessness. Some shortened words here and there made for easy friends. He knew this beforehand and now was his time to make sure he followed through.

If he made a mistake he would remedy it with a few clicks of his mouse.

If he came off too strong he would rein himself in.

He just found himself another audience and refused to lose again.