I had a bad day, so I got angry and decided to write some humor fanfiction. Lo and behold, the reason Neocolai is never allowed to enter Middle Earth.
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(See Spot Run: The Hobbit version.)
See Spot run.
See Spot run into Gandalf.
See Gandalf trip over Spot.
See Gandalf tumble in a flurry of grey.
See Spot running faster.
See Thorin shouting.
See Spot run into Thorin.
See Thorin fly backwards.
See Thorin slide in a mud puddle.
See muddy Spot run very, very fast.
See Kili try to adopt Spot.
See Thorin disown Kili.
See Spot run into Kili.
See Kili slip and grab for Fili.
See Kili and Fili fall into the mud.
See Spot spin around in dizzying circles.
See Oin try to stop Spot.
See Spot run between Oin's legs.
See Oin slip and fall on his bohunkus.
See Gloin try to help Oin.
See Gloin slide onto his rear.
See Thorin shouting incoherently at his nephews.
See Fili and Kili throwing mud at each other.
See Thorin get a mouthful of mud.
See Bofur try and catch Spot.
See Spot jump off Gandalf's head.
See Gandalf fall back into the mud again.
See Fili chase Kili.
See Kili slip into Ori.
See Ori grab Dori.
See Dori grab Nori.
See Nori grab Balin's beard.
See Balin shout and grab Dwalin.
See the Dwarves all hanging on one long chain.
See Bifur push Dwalin into the mud.
See many Dwarves tumble.
See Kili laugh.
See Thorin try to drown his nephew.
See Gandalf laughing.
See muddy Spot jump into Bilbo's arms.
See Bifur and Bombur are the only ones dry.
The End