Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo or any of the Zelda characters.

Anyways, I'm redoing this fanfiction. I found out that you cannot have scripts (after HOW long?). So if the other chapters are a script…that is what is going on. I'll get to them too. My fiction will still be a humor one though.

CHAPTER ONE: The Summoning

It was dark and stormy over the castle and the presence of evil was strong.
As the young boy walked towards the castle, the castle's drawbridge came
down. Out came a white horse with two occupants. In front was a young girl,
that couldn't have been older then the boy. Behind her sat an older woman
around 40 years of age. The girl looked right into the eyes of the boy and
threw something towards him. The horse and its occupants disappeared.
Hearing a noise behind him, the boy turned and saw a man on a black
stallion watching the endless fields searching for someone.

It was a beautiful day in Kokiri Forest, home of the Kokiri and their
Guardian, the Great Deku Tree. However things were not peaceful for the Deku
Tree, something was troubling him.

"Navi!" The Deku Tree cried out in a booming voice. "Come to me for something has been troubling me and I need your help!"

Suddenly a bright blue light flew out from a nearby tree and approached the Deku Tree. A fairy is what she was. Fairies were the guardians of the kokiri, the Children of the forest.

"What is troubling you great one?" the ball of light asked in a high-pitched voice. Her name was Navi and unlike the other fairies, she didn't have a Kokiri child to look after.

"I have an itch on my nose. I cannot get rid of it. Scratch it for me!" the tree commanded the little fairy. Grumbling the little fairy scratched the Deku's large and knobby nose. "I thank you for the assistance Navi." The Deku tree remarked appreciatively. "I have a task for you now. There is a child in the Kokiri village…the child without a fairy. Retrieve him and bring him here to me."

Navi paced the air, her tiny wings beating furiously. "Sounds familiar." She said as her face scrunched up trying to remember. "Isn't he that kid who is always getting picked on? And has been having those odd dreams lately?" she asked suddenly remembering.

"That would be him." The tree responded shaking his head causing many of his leaves to fall from his head. "Bring him to me quickly. I don't have all day."

The little fairy nodded her head and took off in the direction of the little village. Suddenly the path narrows and she finds herself surrounded by high cliffs. The forest has been deadly lately, especially in this part. Monsters have been appearing throughout this path lately. Suddenly a deku baba pops up and begins to gnash its teeth at Navi.

"OH GODDESSES!" She screamed as she swerved away from the mouth as it greeted her. "Where did that thing come from!" Navi stopped flying and landed on a nearby rock obviously shaken up. That was a close call. Only a few more inches and…the thoughts were too horrible to even think about.

After restraining herself, she took flight again and eventually arrived at a little tree house. Deciding that it would be best to investigate, Navi flew around the house and noticed some drawings at the foot of the tree. Curious, she stopped to look at them. They were pictures of dinosaurs eating the leader of the Kokiri, Mido. Navi stared at the pictures for a moment a bit disturbed. She decided that perhaps the child was just having a bad day and she flew into his tree house.

It was a nice little tree house. She wouldn't mind living in a little place like this. The only problem was the huge mess inside. The kid was a slob; there were loads of dirty clothing all over the place. She looked around some more and finally spotted someone sleeping in the nearby bed.

Seeing no other fairy around, Navi realized that she had come to the right place and approached the sleeping figure. "HEY! Wakeup!" she called out as she floated above his head.

"Just a little bit longer…" the sleeping boy mumbled as he turned over and threw the blankets over his head.

Navi shook her head in annoyance. "How can the fate of Hyrule depend on such a lazy boy?" she asked herself as she flew over to his sink. If screaming at him wouldn't wake him up then perhaps some ice water will.

"Help! I'M DROWNING!" the boy sputtered as he felt water hit his face. "SAVE ME!" he added while he twitched like a fish in his bed. He sat up quickly and looked around wildly. Noticing a fairy hovering above him, he stared up at her for a minute before asking, "Who are you?"

"I'm your new guardian fairy." Navi responded proudly.

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Honestly?"

"Yes!"

"This isn't some kind of cruel mean joke?"

"NO! Now hurry up and get dressed." The fairy said exasperated. "The Great Deku Tree has summoned you."

"Me?" the nine-year-old boy asked in disbelief.

"You're the only one I'm talking to in here bub. Now get dressed and be quick. The tree doesn't have all day."

The boy jumped out of bed and started to pull his clothes on. He was excited about being able to meet the Deku Tree. He only summoned very important people. After dressing, he walked out of his tree house and began to climb down the ladder. "LINK!" a voice suddenly called out. On the ground below stood a kokiri girl staring up at Link with a huge smile on her face. "Is that a fairy?" she asked nodding her head at Navi.

"Of course it is. And guess what! The Deku Tree has summoned me!" Link responded importantly.

"That's terrific." Saria cried out as she jumped up and clapped her hands excitedly. "Did he say what he wants?"

"Not yet." Responded Link as his smile grew wider. "And I can't wait to tell Mido so I can laugh in his face."

"He's guarding the path to the Deku Tree." remarked Saria as she looked off in the direction where the path began. "I wish you luck." She said turning her attention back to Link.

"Thanks Saria."

Link turned around and began to head for the path. A few seconds later, he ran into Mido who was guarding the path.

Mido stared Link down and sniffed arrogantly at him. "Hey, Mr. No-Fairy, where do you think you're going?"

"The Deku tree has summoned me." Replied Link as he smirked at Mido, who gave him a surprised look. "Oh! And have you met my fairy?"

"You? Why would he summon you?" came the weak reply.

"Because I'm obviously important. Now move out of my way because I force you out of it." Link replied rudely. Mido's reaction pleased him and he felt more important then ever.

"Hold up!" Mido shot back as he continued to block the path. "I can't let you go anywhere until you at least have a sword and shield. The forest has been getting dangerous lately."

Link's eyes narrowed as he continued to stare at Mido. Why would he care if Link went into a dangerous area unarmed? But even so, he was right. He needed a weapon of some sort. And a shield.

"I'll be back." Link turned around and walked away. His first stop was the Kokiri shop and there they sold shields.

"I'm glad I have some money." Said Link as he tossed a large pouch from one hand to the other.

"That's a lot of rupees you got there." Navi's eyes shone as she watched Link take some rupees out to pay for his shield. "Where did you get it all?"

"I found it." He lied.

"There's a little hole on the side of the cliff right there. Why don't we see where it goes?" Navi asked.

"I'm claustrophobic though." The future hero cried out turning pale.

"Just get in there and see where it goes. Maybe it's another passageway to the Deku tree."

Grumbling Link got onto his knees and began to crawl through the tight hole. Every now and then you could hear some grunts and swearing. Finally he made it out to the other side.

"It looks like a maze in here." Link said as he stood up and dusted himself off.

"We should be careful too, something may popup on us around the corner.

"Don't be so negative nothing is here."

"LOOK OUT FOR THAT ROLLING ROCK." Screamed the blue ball.

"Navi, how could a rock be rol…OOF."

Link never got to finish his sentence because at that very moment a rock came rolling by…and ran him over. Just like Navi predicted.

"You should've listened to me." Said the little fairy as she shook her head. "I'm your guardian fairy, I'm not supposed to let anything bad happen to you.

Link crawls to his feet and gives the fairy an evil look. Suddenly he pulls a notebook out of nowhere and begins to write in it furiously. "I'm never going to forget this incident as long as I have this notebook on me."

"YOU'RE WRITING IT DOWN." Screamed Navi as she vibrated with anger and disbelief. This kid was a nut.

"Yes, that way I'm not responsible for my own stupid actions."

"Oh Din, what have I down to deserve this." Navi prayed to the three goddesses.

"Alright, I'm done. Off we go."

Navi sighed and flew after Link as he began to walk around the small maze. In fact, you couldn't even consider this a maze. It was so small; it would be impossible to get lost. However…hours later…

"Oh finally!" Navi gasped as the two of them finally noticed the treasure chest sitting in a small area that they must have passed five times.

"I wonder what is in there." pondered Link raising his eyebrow.

"Why don't you check?"

"Would it be okay?" the kokiri asked with a concerned look on his face.

"I'm pretty sure it would be Link."

"Truly?"

"JUST OPEN THE DAMN THING!"

Startled, Link jumped a foot up into the air at the sound of Navi's loud and commanding voice. He sheepishly and obediently made his way to the chest and opened it up.

"Just an old sword…with a note."

"What's the note say?"

"Something about the Kokiri sword" replied Link as he lifted the small sword from its resting place.

"We have to head back and quickly. We already wasted five hours trying to find our way around this cursed maze." Navi said as she looked around for the exit.

Link nodded and put the sword in the sheath that had miraculously come up out of nowhere. After wandering around the maze for another five hours, the two of them find their way out and head back to where Mido was last seen.

"Here's the shield and here's the sword. Now move the hell out of my way!" snapped Link as he tried to shove his way past Mido.

Mido stared at the sword in surprise. "Is that…the Kokiri sword?" He asked in disbelief. Nobody alive today has ever seen it. It was only supposed to be a legend.

"Meh…this old thing?" questioned Link as he carelessly swung it around. "Now move out of my way…the Deku Tree awaits!"

Mido glared at Link and moved off to the side but not before mumbling, "How did you get to be the favorite of both Saria and the Deku tree."

Link turns around to face Mido, his eyes huge and cute. "It's because I'm so darn cute." He said in a baby voice.

Mido's lip curled, forming a sneer. "You'll never be one of us." He hissed angrily.

As they walked along the forest, Navi continued to look back towards where Mido was standing. Finally she turned to Link and asked, "Why does he hate you so much?"

"He basically just told us why. Saria likes me and not him. He's a very jealous person." Navi slightly nodded and flew up ahead on the path. "We're here!" she announced to the Deku tree that had fallen asleep.

"Eh? What's that?" the Deku tree jumped slightly startled by Navi's voice. "Oh…it's you. It's about time. I told you to hurry and you have been missing for like…ten hours."

"I apologize. We got lost in a maze." Grunted Navi.

"I see…" he replied unconvinced. Looking around, the tree finally noticed Link standing before him with a look of amazement on his face. "Hello Link. I understand that you have been having nightmares lately."

Link's eyes widened as he took a step back in shock. "How did you know this?"

"I know these things. Your dream is predicting something that will very soon happen while you are on your quest." Chuckled the guardian.

"Quest?" Link looked more confused then ever. He wasn't told anything about a quest.

"There is an evil spreading throughout the land…slowly. But as each day goes by, it spreads faster. You are to stop this evil from spreading." Came the dreaded reply.

"When and where do I start?" Link asked, his voice starting to slightly shake.

"You will start here and now." The deku tree paused for a moment before continuing. "An evil man of the desert put a curse upon me. If the curse isn't broken soon, I will die."

"What is the curse?"

"You'll find out once you get inside."

"Why can't you tell us now?" Link growled. At the same time, he was beginning to worry. What did the Great Deku Tree mean exactly by 'once you get inside?'

"It's a long story." The tree sighed. "I will tell you after it is broken. I will also supply you with more information on your upcoming journey." The deku tree then turned his attention to Navi. "Navi, you will help Link on his quest. Now enter…" he ended as he slowly opened his mouth.

"Ewwww…you expect for me to go in there?" Link's nose scrunched up and his face looked almost green.

"How else are we supposed to break the curse? Now move along!" Navi said as she pushed (or rather bumped several times) Link into the opened mouth of the Great Deku Tree.