"Inbound Lightning Strike Losers!" I scream into the mic. The people online groan and sure enough, I wipe out all of my competitors. "Seven kills right there!"
"Think again."Says a British accent. I check and I only killed six people. Crap. I loft my crossbow and run. I hate to do it but I need to camp. All of a sudden I'm out. Someone sniped me. I watch the kill-cam as someone named "Alpacalypse" carefully took me down.
"Screw you! I was on fire right then!" I growled.
"Well I'm not on fire" The voice said.
"What?" I questioned with interest.
"Nothing" the voice answered as if my life's problems were solved.
"Anyways, what the heck? There were so many easier targets!" I groaned.
"I'm always up for a challenge." The mysterious voice with the accent replied. I liked the way he talked. I just wanted to sit there and listen to him all day. I smiled."Hello?" the voice called. Oh no, I had stopped talking.
"Um Hi?" I replied pitifully. He didn't reply. we played on and he continued to only target me. I was throwing curses at him left and right, but he dodged them like my bullets. We continued to chat, but mostly saying vague references and crude accusations. But I didn't mind. He could tell me to rot in Hell any day, as long as I could listen to him. I got off my Play Station 3 a few hours later and took a shower. I mulled over everything that just happened. Ugh, i had forgotten to send him a request. I would search for him in the morning, I decided. So I went and got in bed. As I was laying there I started watching my favourite youtuber; Danisnotonfire. I was scrolling through his past videos when I spotted his 'Drama Llama' video. It was one of my favourites so i began to watch.
Right when Dan said my favourite line about the 'Alpacalypse' I screamed. It all made sense now! The British accent, the user name, and why he said 'Well I'm not on fire'. My heart was now racing. I ran back to my console and turned it on and sent 'Alpacalypse' an invite. After five minutes of anxious waiting a reply came back.