"Kiss Me I'm Hanyou"
By: Lan Fa – Pretty Blossom
Inuyasha Story
Summary: Inuyasha, a hanyou, has an eye out on Kagome, a human. He always has an excuse to get kisses from Kagome. Will his tricks work this time for him? KagxInu, SanxMir, and AyaxKoga.
("…") – Speaking
('…') – Thinking
(A/N) – Author's Note
(:…:) – Noise or Interference
(…) – Change of Setting
Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha then it wouldn't last very long… Though, life is hard if you don't get what you want…
(A/N: Hola, se habla no espanol… LoL.. That's all I kno newaii! Well this Inuyasha story is going to be funny. That's for sure Lol…well have fun! This might be a one-shot… We'll see… And I haven't read Inuyasha stories for a long time, so it might not be as good as everybody wants it..)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance / Humor
Ages: Kagome – 18, Inuyasha – 20, Sango – 19, Miroku – 20, Ayame – 16, and Koga - 20
Chapter One: Just One Kiss?
"C'mon Kagome! How 'bout just one kiss?" cried Inuyasha Takahashi furiously.
Kagome Higurashi glared at Inuyasha with her chocolate brown eyes. "No," was all she said.
"Why not?" asked Inuyasha.
"Because I give you kisses all the time! Sometimes I don't even know what the kisses are for! It's not like we're married or dating or anything," said Kagome.
"But you give them on the cheeks! How 'bout one for the lips?" Inuyasha puckered his lips up and got ready for his kiss.
Instead of a kiss, Kagome thought of a better idea…
SMACK!
SMACK!
Kagome had slapped Inuyasha's cheeks, painfully and mercilessly. Inuyasha Takahashi fell on the floor in pain, as Kagome Higurashi patted herself on the back. He still groaned in pain on the smooth marble tiles of his mansion.
People might say that his mansion would be a home to Inuyasha, and it is, the only problem is that this mansion belongs to his parents. And like every house or mansion owned by a parent or parents, the kids and the parents have to follow rules like every other normal household.
Since Inuyasha decided to live in the mansion of his parents, he had to follow many strict rules. His parents agreed to let some of his friends live in the mansion with them.
Miroku Yamaguchi, the normal perverted 20-year old male, was somewhat normal, if you call being perverted 24 / 7, normal. There was Sango Asukai, the friend of the perverted male. Some say Sango was putting on an act to seem like she didn't find Miroku attractive. But COME ON! Everybody knows that she likes him, but she denies it all. And everybody knows that the hottest guys hook up with the hottest girls! Miroku might be perverted, but he's hot as hell. The same goes for Sango. She makes guys swoon like there's no tomorrow.
And there was Kagome Higurashi, Inuyasha's secret love. Kagome denies all love that Inuyasha has shown. He hasn't shown anything anyway. The brown-eyed woman doesn't give in that easily to men, like Inuyasha. She really is an innocent, nice girl, but sometimes when it's towards men, then that's a whole other story to that.
And Inuyasha, since he is said to have mythical powers, but he's a hanyou, which is another word for dog demon. But he is only half, considering his mother was a human and his father was a full dog demon.
People in this century have already seen these "demons" and have gotten used to strange and abnormal things. Yes, everybody knows about demons roaming around the world. Yes, everybody knows that some people have been cursed with a wind tunnel. And yes, some people are samurais and mikos. There are no more normal people in the world anymore.
Anyway, back to the story. Inuyasha was trying to kiss Kagome on the lips, but Kagome refused. Instead she slapped him on both cheeks and left Inuyasha stunned and fell on the floor.
Kagome went back to her room in Inuyasha's mansion. As thoughts ran through her mind, she wondered why she wouldn't kiss Inuyasha. On the lips.
'What does it matter anyway? It's not like I like him or anything! He's one of my best friends and nothing could change our relationship!' Kagome thought, positively. She sat on baby blue sheeted bed and lied down with her arms flailing on the sides as she stretched.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" mumbled Kagome. A feminine voice replied, "It's Sango. Can I come in?"
"Yeah, come in," Kagome said.
Sango came in with her hair in one huge braid, considering her hair was up to her waist. She wore flared jeans with a red baby tee. Sango had her house shoes on as she walked to Kagome's bed.
Kagome had one of her pillows covering her face as she mumbled incoherently.
Sango sat beside her and asked, "What's wrong now, Kagome?"
"Wihts iwuwasha! He kwep ashking meh to wiss wim!" Kagome mumbled.
Sango groaned with a confused a sigh and said, "Kagome, take that stupid pillow off your face! And tell me what's wrong!"
Kagome hesitantly agreed and threw the pillow behind her. "It's Inuyasha. He kept asking me to kiss him! What's wrong with him, anyways?"
Sango thought for a few seconds and replied, "Maybe he likes you?"
"You and your positive thinking… Why do you think like that? People are going to wonder, y'know," Kagome muttered.
Sango glared at her disagreement and said, "Well, my thinking will help you. I mean, have you ever considered that Inuyasha might like you? You guys have been friends for how long? Since kindergarten?"
"That's true. Well, someone told me that he had a crush on me in the fourth grade. But I didn't think that the crush would last this long!" cried Kagome.
Sango nodded and quickly thought of an idea. "Kagome, do you want to get your mind off Inuyasha?" Kagome nodded furiously. "Well, how 'bout we go SHOPPING?" cried Sango.
Kagome answered, "That's a great idea! That'll work, right?"
"Yes, it will, but first we don't have any money… I spent my allowance money from my parents and my paycheck on shoes," Sango sweat dropped.
"Oh yeah… And I spent my money on getting my hair done yesterday," Kagome sighed.
"How about we ask Inuyasha? You can ask him! He's going to say yes to you!" cried Sango.
Kagome glared at her and said, "Are you kidding? Inuyasha might be the richest person we know, but we can't use his money!"
Sango sighed deeply and said, "Fine, it's not like you need to get your mind off Inuyasha."
Kagome gasped. She forgot about the whole "Inuyasha thing" and sighed. Kagome went downstairs to find Inuyasha as sluggish as she could. Sango didn't even bother to follow her. She just thought she was going to the bathroom or something.
Kagome stared at the spot where she slapped Inuyasha. He was definitely gone from the spot. She heard some clatter from the kitchen. Kagome went straight to the kitchen and found none other than…
Inuyasha…
He was going into the kitchen cabinets, trying to find the ramen. Inuyasha usually buys, or his cook buys a box of ramen almost everyday, but surprisingly, Inuyasha couldn't find any.
Inuyasha finally realized that Kagome was standing there dumbfounded. He blushed tomato red and asked, "What are you doing here?"
"Do you have a fever or something? You're really red in the face. Well, anyway, if you're trying to find the ramen, then it's not in the kitchen," Kagome said considerately.
Inuyasha blushed again and muttered, "No, I don't have a fever, but I'm having a real hard time finding ramen so go away or something!"
Kagome went straight to Inuyasha and put her hands on his shoulders. She barely reached them, as Inuyasha was about two heads taller than her. Inuyasha, once again, blushed hotly as her hands had contact with his shoulders.
Inuyasha turned around, facing Kagome, and tried not to blush, but failed. Kagome looked at his rosy face and put her hand on his forehead. "Whoa! You're burning! Let me get you some water," Kagome cried.
She went to the sink and quickly grabbed the water spray. 'Now how does this work again?' Kagome's mind cried. She didn't really know how to use a water spray, so she had some difficulty working it. Kagome also didn't know that she directed the spray gun right at Inuyasha and when she finally got it to work…
"AHHHHH!"
"Hey Inuyasha! I finally got it to work! Now let me get you some cold water," Kagome said as she turned the water from warm to cold and sprayed it once again to check the temperature.
And of course it went straight to Inuyasha.
As Kagome checked the water and got a washcloth, Inuyasha was standing there shivering from the cold. His white t-shirt had become soaked with water and it stuck to him like an extra skin. His pants were partially wet: from his waist down to his knees.
"Ka-kago-me?" shivered Inuyasha.
"Yeah?" Kagome said as she put the spray back to its original place. She glanced at Inuyasha for a second and looked back at her washcloth. Finally, she realized that she sprayed Inuyasha with the water gun.
Kagome cried, "I'm so sorry! Let me get a towel!" Kagome rushed to the Laundromat, got a clean, dry towel, and rushed back to Inuyasha and his shivering self.
She wrapped the towel around Inuyasha and hugged him. "I'm sorry, Inuyasha. I didn't know," Kagome mumbled.
Inuyasha blushed again as Kagome hugged him, tightly. He muttered, "It's okay. No worries. I'm all right. Let me get back to you. Why were you in the kitchen?"
Kagome blushed and sighed. "Well, I just wanted to ask you for some money for the mall, so Sango and I could go shopping," she muttered.
Inuyasha smiled and said, "Why didn't you say so in the first place? I would've given you the money. Better yet, I'll give you my credit card."
Kagome sighed with relief and said, "Thank you so much! I can't believe you would ju-."
"But," Inuyasha interrupted, "I want something in return."
"What is it?" Kagome winced as she asked.
Inuyasha rubbed his chin and thought, then he answered, "I want to know where the ramen is annnnnnd.."
"Annnnnd?" Kagome asked.
"And a kiss on the lips!" Inuyasha chirped.
'Oh GOD DAMNIT!' Kagome cried in her head. 'Well, might as well do it.'
"The ramen is in my room, Inuyasha. That's one place you would not dare to look. I think I put the box in my closet. You can go find them after I change," Kagome sighed.
"And?" Inuyasha asked huskily.
"And this,"
Kagome pressed her soft lips against his own. Inuyasha's lips were warm, due to the fact that since he was sprayed with cold water, they were still warm. It was probably Kagome's warmth that transferred to him. For a minute there, Kagome thought she felt some sort of electricity between them, but denied it.
Inuyasha nipped her bottom lip, so Kagome would open. But she denied the entrance and pulled away. "Hey, why'd you pull away?" cried Inuyasha.
"You said a kiss on the lips. You said nothing about French kissing," Kagome said matter-of-factly.
Inuyasha pouted with his bottom lip down like a puppy. His doggy ears made the pout more authentic than it usually was.
"Now give the card," demanded Kagome as she held her right hand out.
He hesitantly gave her his Visa credit card and followed her upstairs. Inuyasha was going to get the box of ramen after she had changed to go to the mall.
They ran up the stairs and went straight to Kagome's room, where Sango was still sitting on her bed, looking bored.
"Go change, Sango. We're going SHOPPING!" Kagome cried happily.
Inuyasha stood outside of Kagome, but then went to his room to change into something dry, so he wouldn't catch a cold.
Sango and Kagome squealed happily, but then Sango stopped abruptly.
"What did you have to give Inuyasha?" Sango asked.
"He wanted to know where the box of ramen is and," Kagome said.
"And?"
Kagome muttered quickly, "And a kiss on the lips."
"What?" Sango said, confused.
"It's nothing you need to worry about, so just go change and we'll have some fun!" Kagome winced. Sango looked at her with a confused look and decided to squat the conversation and got ready.
Kagome picked out a pair of khaki short shorts and pink baby tee with butterflies. She wore her pink sandals that had a two-inch heel to match the pink shirt. Kagome had on some two-inch wide silver hoops and a matching silver bangle. She had her hair up in a ponytail and sprayed perfume on.
She left her door to her room open and went out into the hallway. When she went out, Inuyasha was standing against the wall, waiting. Kagome nodded, signaling that Inuyasha could go into her room and get the goods.
While Inuyasha was in her room, Sango came about with Kagome. Sango wore her infamous jeans Capri and a white t-shirt that was tight around the abdomen. She also had white sandals on and a couple of Livestrong bracelets. Sango tied her hair up in a loose bun.
"So, you got the credit card?" asked Sango.
"Of course I do," replied Kagome.
"Did you ask him how much we could use?"
Kagome winced and said, "I'll ask him."
She hesitantly went inside her room to find Inuyasha on her bed, exhausted.
"So, you find it yet?" asked Kagome devilishly.
"NO! God, women are tricky…" Inuyasha muttered.
Kagome glared at him and decided to ask. "Inuyasha, how much money can we use of your credit card?"
Inuyasha looked at her with a questionable face. Then he replied, "As much as you want. Just keep it under the max."
Kagome's eyes glistened with happiness. Just when she was about to go downstairs, while Sango was sitting on the couch waiting for her best friend, Inuyasha stopped her by holding onto her wrist. Kagome held the same questionable face as Inuyasha had.
Then Inuyasha whispered, "I do have one more favor…"
"W-what is it?" Kagome gulped.
"I need another kiss on the lips, but with some added tongue," Inuyasha said huskily.
'What should I do? If I don't do this, he won't let me spend bunches of money! GOD!' Kagome thought, nervously.
The first thing she did was close the door, so nobody could see, grabbed Inuyasha and pushed him up against the door. Kagome pushed her whole body against Inuyasha and kissed him hard on the lips. She nipped his bottom lip and his mouth opened. Their tongues had a tug-of-war with heated passion. Inuyasha used his tongue to explore her mouth.
'She tastes like strawberries…' Inuyasha thought. Kagome moaned a little, so Inuyasha decided to tease her. He slowly put his tongue in his mouth and slowly took it out. His tongue went in and out in a pattern. Kagome moaned a little louder than before as she stopped his tongue. She did the same pattern to Inuyasha and he groaned with passion.
Once again, Kagome felt that spark of electricity. They were still kissing after a few minutes. Until, someone knocked.
"Kagome! Are you in there?" yelled Sango.
Kagome got off of Inuyasha and opened the door. Sango looked at the two very curiously and questionably.
"Kagome? Inuyasha?" asked Sango.
"Yes?" they both replied.
"Inuyasha, is that lip gloss on your lips?" Sango questioned.
"Uh…um…er… I was playing around with… um…Kagome's make-up. Yeah, that's it!" Inuyasha told.
Sango still held that confused, yet curious look on her face and turned to Kagome. "Are you ready, Kagome? Did you ask him?"
"Yeah, I did. He said to use as much as we want. Right, Inuyasha?" Kagome replied.
"Yes. That's exactly what I said!" said Inuyasha, triumphantly.
Sango muttered an "okay" and left the room with Kagome.
"What was that about? Sheesh, I never knew that Inuyasha was a ladies' man…" Sango muttered.
Kagome nodded for no reason, for she was still thinking about that kiss.
END CHAPTER 1(Okay, this is a story. I really got into this chapter. And it took about a few hours each day for 3 or 4 days. So it might be good, so READ and REVIEW!)