Fran, Balthier, Vaan, Basch, Penelo, Ashe, Larsa and Al Cid all went for a random day trip to a museum in Archades. When they walked into a very dark room. Vaan started to get scared and said "Oh I don't like it, I don't like the dark."
"Oh I love the dark." Replied Balthier.
"Oh I agree Balthier." Said Al Cid.
"Why do you two like the dark so much?" Asked Vaan.
"Come Vaan let me show you in this corner." Said Balthier "You too Al Cid."
The three of them started snogging in the corner. Fran just watched them with such an interested face. Penelo felt sick. Ashe just walked away. Larsa sighed and Basch ran in wearing a Viking hat and joined in with them. The small dark room started to get hotter as Larsa couldn't resist joining in. Everyone in the room at the time had to leave as Larsa asked Fran if she'd like to join he was not truly gay it just looked good. The room had now become very steamy. When they got out the museum Vaan said "I now love the dark thank you Balthier and Al Cid. Oh and you too Basch, Fran and Larsa."
Penelo suddenly felt sick again.