Dress Up Commanders
Chapter One: The Calm Before the Storm
Summary: It was a normal day on the Moby Dick. Then Marco's jacket started to change colors. Things just went downhill from there. crack!fic.
Warnings: ooc, mild swearing, crack.
Disclaimer: Wouldn't it be just hilarious if the world of One Piece was connected to FanFiction? O-Or even worse, the internet? Pfft, all the characters would go insane in a matter of hours!
I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
-Barbie Girl lyrics
It was a normal, lazy day on the Moby Dick. Ace and Marco were standing on the deck watching the waves roll by; Marco standing tall with his arms crossed, Ace leaning over the railing with a bored expression. Both were silent, listening to the waves of the ocean as they lapped gently against the side of the boat. Above, the clouds rolled by lazily; occasionally blocking out the sun and relieving the world of its hot rays but for a moment. It was days like this that Marco loved.
Because it was days like this that he could sit back and relax without worrying about paperwork or pranks.
"I'm bored," the freckled male spoke, breaking the world of silence.
"Sounds like a personal problem," the blond answered back. The silence fell once again between the two and Marco relished in it. It wasn't very often he got such peaceful days on the hectic ship. It was another five minutes of heaven for Marco when Ace decided to break the silence once more with a loud sigh.
"Marcooo," he whined. "Do something."
"Like what?"
"I don't know. Play with me?"
"'Play with me'? What are you, a five-year-old?" Ace opened his mouth to respond. "Don't answer that," the blond quickly interrupted. He already knew the answer to that question.
The younger pirate gave a small huff. "I wish something interesting would happen. Today is so boring."
"I hope for my sake your wish doesn't come true," Marco quietly voiced.
The silence continued on for an hour more.
It was all the peace Marco, and the ship, would get for the rest of the week.
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A/N: The other chapters are going to be short too, but not this short. This is sort of like a prologue. Next chapter begins the madness. XD This is also one of those 'I'll update when I can' stories. Right now, Life is super busy and hectic so updates with be kinda far in-between. Sorry guys!
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