"Talking"
Kyubbi thinking
- Naruto thinking -
'others thinking '
(me butting in)
Chp 1
"You know what Kyubbi?" Naruto stormed. Today had sucked, worse than usual.
What kit? The demon chuckled, replaying the scenes of Naruto's failure.
"I'm sick of everything and everyone! Let's-"
Destroy Konoha and every living thing in a five mile radius?
"What? No!" Let's-"
Run away?
"No"
Kill Sasuke?
"No"
Sakura?
"No"
... Eat ramen till it flows from your ears?
"That's the most ridiculous by far. No. Let's swap!"
? luminous orange question marks flittered through Naruto's head.
"Swap! I'll sit back and you take the wheel for the day."
You realise I'm in a cage?
"Turn it into a leash or something! Just don't make it obvious you're in charge"
... the Kyubbi's response was cut off by Naruto's stomach.
"This evening however lets go with that ramen idea of yours! Then tomorrow you get to do whatever!...except killing...or maiming...or destruction with evil intent etc etc"
Fine the Kyubbi almost whined But can't I just maim Sasuke a little?
"No" He chewed through several tubs of ramen
Truely Naruto you should sell you're secret. Millions of women want to know how you don't get fat!
Naruto ignored the jibe and went to bed, appearing before the Kyubbi before dropping off.
So for the whole day tomorrow I'm in control?
- Unless you do something evil -
Unless heaven forbid I do something evil Naruto felt the soft dark lap of sleep descend. The Kyubbi watched the blonde disappear from her room.
Now, let the fun commence.