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Dear DeathEaters, I feel as if of late, that you have become lax in your efforts to serve me and that is why from now on I shall be writing to you once a week to tell you how you can best serve me. The first thing that comes to mind is I feel I would be better served if you all stopped asking Lucius how he gets hair that shiny while I am trying to tell you about my plans to kill Potter. Yes, Lucius hair is shiny, but it's not that great and I feel that I am more important than hair care tips. The second thing that comes to mind is this constant bugging me about getting the Dark Mark changed to a different colour. It's never going to be changed so quit bugging me and No it wouldn't look better in pink. Sincerely The Dark Lord