Hi all, welcome to my Resident Evil Parody/Remake, though it's not all mine
you see, some credit to Capcom (only some though), and lots of credit to
mine and Dawn's demented brains!!!
Legal Stuff: I own nothing..except and typos and grammatical errors, those belong entirely to me!
Chapter One - A Little Stroll in the Woods
The S.T.A.R.S. (here on mentioned as STARS who needs punctuation anyway?) helicopter cut through the stillness of the dark and foggy night. The Bravo team had gone silent some time ago and things didn't look good.
The Bravo team was sent into the woods to look into some of the mysterious murders that had claimed several victims in recent weeks. These victims were apparently...eaten.
Chris Redfield sat anxiously in the helicopter. He always got that tense nervous feeling right before the start of a mission, but you'd never know by looking at him. Chris was a well built guy with spiky brown hair. (Ok, side note, if you don't know what Chris looks like by now then just leave at this very moment and go play the game or download some video files ;0) something!... moving on) Chris always kept his cool in tough situations and with this trait almost the entire STARS team looked up to Chris as a natural leader, which he didn't mind exactly but this did make him less then comfortable around their real captain, Albert Wesker. With that thought Chris seemed to subconsciously look in their captain's direction. There he was wearing his ever so popular black-on-black ensemble with those expensive designer sunglasses, but when it came down to it Wesker was cool and confident, but not one for the way of emotions but that's a whole other topic.
"We're nearing the site now" said Brad Vickers through his headset. Brad. what was Wesker thinking trusting this chicken to fly the only means on transportation they had?.Chris mentally shook himself, now was not the time for this, but it was helping him to loosen up a bit so he focused his attentions on his next teammate.
Joseph Frost who was just recently promoted to the Alpha team and he was visibly nervous. Chris felt bad for him with his former Bravo team members missing he had to be thinking about them. "That sucks" Chris thought to himself, and he shifted his attentions to Barry Burton.
Barry had gotten Chris the position in STARS and had always been a friend to him. Barry was a pretty simple minded guy though there were only two things he really valued in life, his family, and his guns. Regardless Barry seemed to be content with this kind of life and you can't put down a person for being happy right?
Only one person Chris hadn't thought about and she was sitting right next to him this whole time. Jill Valentine, she was the breaking and entering specialist of the team, and Chris tried not to chuckle at the thought, but she seemed to fall on her butt a lot at the most inopportune times! "Look over there Chris" Jill's voice rang through his thoughts dispersing them like a fan through smoke and brought Chris streaming back into reality. They'd spotted the downed chopper of the Bravos and there were no signs of movement. They started to descend, the investigation was beginning.
This was it.
As soon as his feet hit the firm ground the anxiety was gone. It was mission time and a complete aura of professionalism took over as the team moved out towards the Bravo chopper in the fog riddled forest.
** Well you made it this far, you're either disappointed by now, or you like my cliffhanger and are waiting for more now! I hope it's the second option there, and you can all thank Dawn for writing Chapter 2 while bored in Spanish! Who wants to learn Spanish anyway? LoL Please Review!!!!!!!!!!
Legal Stuff: I own nothing..except and typos and grammatical errors, those belong entirely to me!
Chapter One - A Little Stroll in the Woods
The S.T.A.R.S. (here on mentioned as STARS who needs punctuation anyway?) helicopter cut through the stillness of the dark and foggy night. The Bravo team had gone silent some time ago and things didn't look good.
The Bravo team was sent into the woods to look into some of the mysterious murders that had claimed several victims in recent weeks. These victims were apparently...eaten.
Chris Redfield sat anxiously in the helicopter. He always got that tense nervous feeling right before the start of a mission, but you'd never know by looking at him. Chris was a well built guy with spiky brown hair. (Ok, side note, if you don't know what Chris looks like by now then just leave at this very moment and go play the game or download some video files ;0) something!... moving on) Chris always kept his cool in tough situations and with this trait almost the entire STARS team looked up to Chris as a natural leader, which he didn't mind exactly but this did make him less then comfortable around their real captain, Albert Wesker. With that thought Chris seemed to subconsciously look in their captain's direction. There he was wearing his ever so popular black-on-black ensemble with those expensive designer sunglasses, but when it came down to it Wesker was cool and confident, but not one for the way of emotions but that's a whole other topic.
"We're nearing the site now" said Brad Vickers through his headset. Brad. what was Wesker thinking trusting this chicken to fly the only means on transportation they had?.Chris mentally shook himself, now was not the time for this, but it was helping him to loosen up a bit so he focused his attentions on his next teammate.
Joseph Frost who was just recently promoted to the Alpha team and he was visibly nervous. Chris felt bad for him with his former Bravo team members missing he had to be thinking about them. "That sucks" Chris thought to himself, and he shifted his attentions to Barry Burton.
Barry had gotten Chris the position in STARS and had always been a friend to him. Barry was a pretty simple minded guy though there were only two things he really valued in life, his family, and his guns. Regardless Barry seemed to be content with this kind of life and you can't put down a person for being happy right?
Only one person Chris hadn't thought about and she was sitting right next to him this whole time. Jill Valentine, she was the breaking and entering specialist of the team, and Chris tried not to chuckle at the thought, but she seemed to fall on her butt a lot at the most inopportune times! "Look over there Chris" Jill's voice rang through his thoughts dispersing them like a fan through smoke and brought Chris streaming back into reality. They'd spotted the downed chopper of the Bravos and there were no signs of movement. They started to descend, the investigation was beginning.
This was it.
As soon as his feet hit the firm ground the anxiety was gone. It was mission time and a complete aura of professionalism took over as the team moved out towards the Bravo chopper in the fog riddled forest.
** Well you made it this far, you're either disappointed by now, or you like my cliffhanger and are waiting for more now! I hope it's the second option there, and you can all thank Dawn for writing Chapter 2 while bored in Spanish! Who wants to learn Spanish anyway? LoL Please Review!!!!!!!!!!