4 YEARS AGO
Canada walked through the hallway , and quietly adjusted his headphones so he'd get the perfect sound to listen to his favorite song! It had become super popular, not to mention, the artist was Canadian himself! Maybe people would remember him! While thinking these happy thoughts, Latvia bumped into him and yelled " I'M SORRY MISTER AMERICA I DIDN'T SEE YOU!" running away fearfully. Never mind about getting noticed...
He shook his head and stood right outside the door waiting for the meeting to start, as if he was going to provide anything useful anyway. He could! But he couldn't...His inner monolouging was interrupted as somebody known as dumbas-I mean America ripped Canada's headphones off. "Hey whatcha listening to?!" America asked excitedly, in his excitement, he accidently ripped the audio jack from the ipod. Displaying for the entire world. Canada's newest artist.
I know you love me
I know you care
Just shout whenever
And I'll be there
You are my love
You are my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart.
And I was like
Ba-
Canada quickly fumbled with the ipod until it shut off and sighed, but alas, it was too late, the entire room of nations now wanted an answer, and he'd have to give one well it was either him or Alfred but knowing Al-"WOW MATTIE! SHE SOUNDS GREAT!? IS SHE SINGLE?!" The entire room of nations quirked an eyebrow but otherwise, could care less. Canada had never wished death on anybody. But now. He wished it on his brother AND himself.
PRESENT DAY
America and Canada walked into the meeting hand and hand with their faces lowered. They were both wearing jackets, and they seemed a bit anxious. England cut the crap as asked as soon as they sat down "What stunt are the two of you pulling?!"
America stood up slowly, looking like he was in mourning. He glanced at the whole table and started his speech "We would like to formally apologize for the actions of two of our celebrities. One is mine, and the other is Mattie's." Canada stood up, joining his brother and added in "to shame ourselves for originally supporting these people, we're going to be wearing these for a month.
Both took off their jackets, and both were wearing white shirts with black text. America's said I AM SORRY FOR MILEY CYRUS. While Canada's said I AM SUPER SPECIAL CANADIAN SORRY FOR JUSTIN BIEBER. The entire meeting was frozen, and then one person started laughing, then another, and another, and soon the whole room was laughing. Canada gave a smile to his brother. Yep, great way to get noticed.
OKAY WOW SO PEOPLE REALLY LIKED LOVI'S SWEAR BOX. WHICH BTW THAT ALTERNATE ENDING TO BEING WRITTEN AS WE SPEAK. AND I DECIDED TO TRY ANTOHER ONE. THIS TIME WITH EVERYONES 2ND FAVORITE MOUNTIE (OUR FIRST FAVORITE IS 2P CANADA) THIS HAS NO ALTERNATE ENDING, AND WILL PROBABLY JUST LEAVE IT AS IT IS, UNLESS I DO SOMETHING WITH ALFRED AND MILEY CYRUS. Btw, on a serious note, I'm pretty sure there are a few typos, but that's because I'm typing this on notepad XD SO REVIEWS MAKE ME HAPPY K? AND WILL PROABLY UNLOCK A SPECIAL ALFRED ADDITION.