Bane was walking down a street in Gotham at night when he saw Batman hanging upside down from a pipe. "BATMAN!" Bane screamed in a cute way. "BRRN!" growled Batman, or maybe he was saying Bane's name, I don't know. Bane said, "I WANNA FIGHT YOU." Batman growled, "IGH DONWA HRCHY BAS." Bane said, "LET'S HAVE OURSELVES A RAP BATTLE." A crowd formed around them. Batman growled, "HRGADERG" Bane grabbed a mic and the Joker started a beat. "AY YO! I'm Bane!" Bane rapped. "Bane! Yes, that's my name! I'm of great fame, I'll beat Bruce Wayne! Yeah, that be my game.. I'm Bane, I'll kill you all, you're all the same, and you know I'm not lame! You know why? Because I'm Bane! Yes, that's my name. There's no shame in my name, you know I'm Bane!"
Bane rapped beautifully. Bane said, "Hey, yo! When I say no, you say survivors! No!" The crowd was silent. "No!" Silence. "No!" Silence. "When I say no, you say survivors! No!" Silence. "No!" Crickets. "No!" And someone yelled, "BANE, YOU SUCK!" Bane said, "Who said that?!" Silence. Ban cried. Batman flew to Boon and said, "ERGH JAFKLRF DONRG ROOSGEB." Base said what. Bossman said, "YRGADER VLAM EARF," and humped the Joker's leg. Joker cried because he felt assalted and rapped. Bruceman laughed historically, but it only sounded like excited grunts. Joker came and laughed because Bratman had a funny.
Batman said, "JIRFRGH," and took the mic and rapped sensually and sexily, "EAFLDRG FLAROO KAZUN RECH!" The crowd cheered in arousal. "Rech! Rech!" Batman screeched like a sexy baby bat. Bane looked at him like wtf? Blenderman twerked and the crowd went wild. Beastman said, "PRISENR GOTROO SHEEGIN BADURK!" Women fainted from the meaningfulness of it. "RAS! BAGOO! RAS! BAGOO!" The crowd chanted with him. Bane was confuse. But then Busman turned it into a screamo metal rock concert! Robin was on bass, Nightwing on lead guitar, Batgirl on other guitar, Catgirl on drums, and Aquaman on the tambourine, because he's a useless fishman.
The crowd loved it and made walls of death and moshpits, and people stage dived. It was awesome until Batman headbanged so hard and sensually that his mask flew off sensually. Robbing gasped and Nudewang cried because he thought Blueman's head flew away in a metal fashion. Brickman screamed like a little girl in horror because now everyone knew he was Nicolas Cage! Everyone gasped because of his complete hotness! Boonman then ran away to find the treasure and to make more dank memes. Bane cried because he never got to kiss Beeman goodbye. The crowd separated and went their own ways. Aqauaman cuddled with his fishies.
The end.