A/N: Hey thar. Well this is based on some stuff that just happened and I'm sure a lot of you can relate to this. Enjoy.
Erm.. To "All The Little Things" readers, I'm sorry I've stopped updating. I just kind of got bored with it. But I promise I'll get on with it... One of these days. :P
Summary: Now, Ginny was not a slag. She just believed in the saying, "Collect and Select." And so that was what she was doing. Grabbing all the boys she can.. and maybe some alcohol too.
Pairings/Characters: G/D, G/H, G/B… pretty much Ginny/Almost every boy. :P No, I'm serious. Really. Erm.. Well this doesn't focus on Ginny only. It sorta revolves around the other characters too. So expect a lotta characters like Pansy, Luna, etc. :)
Warning: Language, Innuendos, bitchy behaviour, slaggy characters, slight OOCness, you get it. Also, future smut and possible slash. Hehe.. :D Later chapters will be more, ahem, sexual and you know..;) So get yer ass outta here if you don't want these sorts of things! :D Hm. And be warned. English is only my second language so.. There might be some grammatical errors.. :D
Setting: Harry and Co's 7th year and Ginny's 6th.. In Hogwarts and in other various places our naughty friends'll go to. Those kinky teens!
Disclaimer: I don't own HP blah blah blah stop reminding me bitch!
: Chapter 1 - This Is The Year :
"You bitch!" she gasped, putting a hand over her mouth.
Ginny was clearly shocked, but she couldn't suppress the smirk that was forming on her face. This was far too amusing. Was this a dream? Did she just imagine Hermione saying that? Was Hermione just making it up to blow Ginny's mind on purpose? Did her fairy god mother finally grant her one of her many wishes? Hermione Granger.. Hermione Jean Granger had just revealed a dirty little secret. It wasn't really anything big but knowing Hermione, it was something alright.
"Merlin, I never thought this day would come." Ginny looked like she had won the lottery.
And she could have! Dang, she should have made a betting pool with the Gryffindors when she had the chance..
"Oh shut up. I already feel like shit."
"Sorry." said Ginny, shrugging.
"I mean, I'm cheating.. on Viktor! Vik, Ginny, Vik." Hermione shook the redhead slightly. "The sweetest boyfriend in the world."
"Pft. It's nothing big. I mean, you're just meeting up and snogging Dean senseless, right?" Ginny slapped Hermione's hands away. "Or maybe you've oral-ed each other already? I don't know."
"Ginny!"
"Well you haven't told me the details yet!" said Ginny, looking scandalized.
Hermione groaned. "Well we've been dating and yes, snogging for months now. But that's it."
"Hm.."
"Gin!"
Ginny continued to look at Hermione slyly.
"Alright fine! So we give each other orals and stuff. So what?!"
"Aha!"
"Everyone does it.." said Hermione. "Especially you!" Hermione pointed a finger at Ginny.
The redhead ignored her. "So then there's nothing to be guilty about." said Ginny, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "At least you haven't had sex with Dean fully.. yet."
"But technically I'm still cheating on Vik!" whined Hermione, close to tears.
"For all I know he already did it. Or maybe he's doing it right now or maybe he'll do it in the near future."
Hermione's eyes bugged. "What do you mean?"
"Well.."
"Mmm-hmm?" Hermione cocked her head to the side.
"Let's just say Viktor's famous and he's got loads of admirers surrounding him.. mostly the female sort. And well.. you two rarely meet up. You guys haven't even shagged yet!" Ginny shrugged. Of course he would tame the untamed. She wouldn't blame him. She's heard of blueballs. Don't even get her started on that one. And really! Can you imagine pleasuring yourself for Merlin knows how long? His arm would eventually get bigger than the other. Can you imagine that? Viktor Krum flying on a broomstick, scowling, blinking and pouting.. with one arm bigger than the other! He'd be a freak show.
"He wouldn't do that! I mean.. we've been together for two years now.." said Hermione, more to herself. "And he told me he could wait!"
Silly, naive little bookworm. Ginny had the urge to press on the painful truth but she decided against it. Hermione already felt miserable enough. Ah, she deserved it anyway (that cheating slag!). Kind of. Maybe. Ginny shrugged mentally.
"If you can 'cheat' on him.." said Ginny, putting quotation marks in the air with her fingers. "Then I'm pretty sure he could do it too." she said a matter-of-factly. "Or maybe he already did. You never know." she added.
"You're not helping."
"I'm just saying." Ginny shrugged.
Hermione drew spirals on the blackboard. "I feel like I've kicked a puppy."
"It's natural to feel guilty when it's your first time to cheat. Trust me, I know."
"Yeah you would know, wouldn't you?"
"Shut up, slag."
"Look who's talking."
"Bitch."
"Hey!"
"Just kidding."
Hermione paced around the room. "Well.. Should I tell him? Or not? But what if he finds out?"
"Look Mione.. before everything else, let's just try to get one thing straight. Who do you really want to be with?"
"Well.." Hermione bit her lip. "Well I think-No, wait. I love Viktor. But sometimes.." She trailed off and blushed.
"But sometimes Dean's just so sweet, cute and not to mention so good with his tongue that you're having second thoughts?" Ginny offered, cocking a brow at her.
Hermione laughed and sat on a desk. "To put it in a simple way, yes."
"Well if I was a saint, I'd advise you to stop seeing Dean and to confess everything to dear ol' Vicky. But if I were the bitch that I am.." Ginny smirked. "..then I say, just get on with having wild, rough sex with Dean and enjoy. I mean it's just sex. It's harmless. And what Vicky doesn't know won't hurt him." Ginny rolled her eyes at the cliché.
"I told you, we're NOT shaggi-"
The bell rang.
"Well I'd love to stay and chat but.." Ginny shrugged and picked up her things.
Hermione sighed. "See ya later Gin."
Ginny looked at poor Hermione. She was still sitting on the desk, looking blankly into space. She really loved that bushy haired dolt of a girl. She was like the sister she never had. Hermione's been Ginny's best friend for ages. They were always there for each other and were always brutally honest with each other. Well.. Almost. They try?
"Oi, Cheater. Don't you have a class?"
"Yeah, Runes. But it's only down the hall so.."
Ginny sighed. "Okay, I'll leave you be but don't you get late, slag."
Hermione smiled. "Yeah, yeah."
"See you later."
"And we're not shagging!" Hermione repeated as Ginny grabbed the doorknob. She shook her head, laughing, and shut the door of the classroom.
With a smile on her face, she made her way to the stairs.
"Good morning, Ginny."
Ginny looked behind her and saw the Head Boy. "Oh. Hi Stephen."
'What a cutie.'
"Shouldn't you be in your class?"
'And shouldn't you be doing your job being the friggin Head boy instead of shamelessly flirting with younger, beautiful, smart, witty and snarky students like moi?' Cute but dumb. Ginny sighed mentally. You'd think Dumbledore would choose a Head Boy with common sense. At least his face made up for the empty space between his ears.
"That's where I'm going.. obviously." Ginny said the last part under her breath.
"Better hurry up then. Have a nice day."
"See you around." said Ginny absentmindedly.
Men.
If only more of the normal male beings flirted with her. But no. Most of the boys who flirted with her were weirdos, pervs, maniacs, etcetera. Bloody etcetera. Most of the good men were either taken or gay. Where the heck was she going to find a decent man? Was dearly departed Merlin trying to force her into getting together with Ron? Her sweet, sweet idiot brother? Gods, was the universe sick and demented. She resisted the urge to run outside the grounds and shake a fist at the heavens above.
A few more people greeted her along the way and Ginny noticed they were all running. She started to hurry up herself. She was going to be late!
'This is the year, this is the year. Er.. School year, that is.'
She had repeated the bleeding mantra ever since September first. This was the year when she was finally going to get a man. And not just any man. She was going to get The One.. The one and only. The one destined for her.. Blah blah blah.. Her soulmate. Or maybe her temporary soulmate? She heard that relationships from school didnt last that long. And she rarely hears about married couples who were sweathearts at school. Hm.. Anyway, she was getting a man. A guy. A bloke. A decent male. Not another stupid boy who just wanted to get in her pants. The name Jeremy Stretton came into mind and she retched mentally. Let's just say that Jeremy was the clingy, jealous and pressuring kind.
"Bloody exes." she said under her breath.
A couple passed by and she looked at them with envy. They looked quite happy hand in hand.
If only she had a stone to fling at them..
"This is the year, this is the year." she grumbled to herself. "You're going to get a man."
"Gin! Wait up!"
Ginny turned and saw Harry waving at her while running.
Now, Harry fancied Ginny when she was in her third year. He even gave her a humungous stuffed animal on her 14th birthday. Thankfully, his little crush on her was gone with the wind ever since he found out she was with that toenail Jeremy Stretton.
'Thank Merlin Jeremy's history.'
"Hi Harry." greeted Ginny when he caught up with her.
"Good morning. Didn't see you and Mione at breakfast."
"Oh we were just having girl talk again." said Gin, waving a hand.
"Mmmhmm.. Well I just pray that no one walks in on you two while you're having hot lesbian sex."
"Harry, Harry. You know we'd totally invite you to watch if we were planning on having girl-on-girl loving."
"You mean.. NO TOUCHIE?"
The pair laughed as they climbed up the stairs.
"So where're you off to?" asked Harry.
"Transfiguration. And you?"
"Charms. Want me to walk you to Transfiguration? It's on the way anyway."
"Sure." said Ginny, smiling. "So.. How're you? It's been a while since we've had a little heart-to-heart."
"Yeah.. I know. Sorry, Gin. I've just been erm.. I've been busy- no, that doesn't sound right! I've just been erm.. Quite preoccupied with something." Harry grinned sheepishly.
"Have you been masturbating in the Prefects bathroom again?"
"Gin!"
"Just kidding. So spit it out, Harry. What has been keeping thou from my clutches?"
"Er.. Well Luna and I are… er.. That is to say.." Harry turned red.
"Bollocks!" squealed Ginny, bouncing up and down excitedly. "You two are an item?"
Harry's grin widened. "Well er.. Yeah."
"Aww Harry." said Ginny, hugging him. "I'm happy for you."
Finally, after stomping on his poor heart two years ago, Ginny was relieved that Harry finally had someone.
"I cant believe it!" said Ginny happily.
Harry was glad that she was surprised but.. He didn't know if he was going to be insulted or not. She was a little too surprised.
"Wow, Harry. This really is something. I mean, it's no secret that you're terrible with women."
"Ginny, you wound me." said Harry, clutching his heart.
"Oh, sorry." said Ginny, patting his cheek.
o-O-o
The rest of the day went by in a blur and Ginny found herself refusing to touch anything at dinner.
"Come on, Gin. You need your strength." said Hermione, nudging a basket of pastry her way.
"For what? Sumo wrestling?" Ron butted in.
"Don't listen to Ron." said Harry.
"Yeah. He's just insecure cause he's so bony." said Hermione.
Ron and Hermione started bickering.
Another reason why Ginny thought Hermione was a daft idiot. There was Ron, sitting in front of her face for Merlin knows how many years and she still doesn't see him! Ginny could barely stand it. They were bloody idiots. One of these days Ginny was going to shove their faces together.
"Gin.." said Harry softly. "You know what happened the last time you skipped meals."
"Yeah, we had to use the featherweight charm just to carry you and your fat arse to the infirmary." said Ron over Hermione's loud ranting.
"Shut up, Ron." Harry turned back to Ginny. "Don't mind him. He's just being more of an arse today cause he got detention."
Ron made a face.
"Come on, Gin. Men like curvy girls." said Hermione, shoving Ron's face away.
"I'm not curvy, Mione. I'm more on the chubby side."
"No you're not. You have a voluptuous bo-"
"Are you saying I'm fat?!"
Hermione sighed. "No. I was going to say you're bloody voluptuous."
Hermione looked at around (particularly at Harry and Ron) before leaning in so that no one could hear. "And don't tell Harry I told you this but he thinks you're really hot. He even told me some perverted things about you. Like that time you wore that tight little jersey dress last year."
Ginny giggled. "Really? I'm so flattered! I wish he could have told me in the face, though."
Hermione rolled her eyes and laughed. Ginny stuck out a tongue.
"Hey Harry." said Ginny, smiling sweetly.
"Mmmhhhmm?"
Ginny winked at Hermione. "Do you think I'm hot?"
Ron nearly choked on his pumpkin juice.
"Er.." Harry blushed and grinned sheepishly. "Yeah, of course."
"Aw. Thanks." said Ginny, hugging him.
Harry scooped some mashed potato on a spoon. "Now, say 'Ah.'" he said.
"I'm not hungry." said Ginny, immediately removing her arms around Harry. "I already had a pretty heavy breakfast."
"Funny how an empty stomach screws up your head. You weren't at breakfast, remember?"
He chuckled as she grinned apologetically.
Just then, a pair of strong arms shoved her aside, making her bump heads with Harry.
"You alright, Harry?" asked Ginny, rubbing her head.
She turned to her right to face the git that pushed her. A dark haired someone was laughing at her. She scowled.
"What the hell, Corner?" She pinched his arm.
"Hello to you too Gin." he said, rubbing his arm.
Michael grinned at her, revealing a dimple in his right cheek. He was just so good to look at.. Ginny shook her head mentally. Yet quite annoying to be with. She fought the urge to deflate his never-ending swelling head with the butterknife on the table.
"How's my sweet Ginevra?" He stroked her cheek.
"What are you doing here, Michael?" she asked, acting annoyed.
How can she be annoyed with a hunk like him? Hello?
"Relax. I'm just here to get some help from Hermione." He waved some parchment in front of her. "See?"
"Wanker."
"So what's up?" he asked.
She felt his hand on her thigh. Typical.
"I've been thinking about you all day long." said Ginny breathlessly. She batted his eyelashes at him exaggeratedly and sighed dreamily.
He prodded her ribs. "You are so adorable."
"And you are such an annoying flirt."
He grinned cheekily at her before facing Hermione. That's when she felt his arm graze her breast slightly. She stiffened. 'Sweet Merlin.' She wrinkled her nose. 'Perv.' Perhaps it was an accident? She shrugged mentally and turned to Harry.
"You alright Harry? How's your head?"
"Upper or lower?" said Harry, wagging his eyebrows comically.
"What are you talking about? All you have's a smelly poontang, remember?"
A/N: Review? :D