55 Fics Challenge

Just to start y'all off. . .


La Toilette

Sir Percy was vexed.

"ANDREW! WHERE IS MY SOURCE OF POWER????"

"What? You mean your quizzing glass?"

"NO! That is the Wand Of Cuteness."

"Um, what is your Power, Percy? Your hair? Your boots? Your handkerchief?"

"NNNNNOOOOOO!"

Percy pointed.

"Oh, that," said Andrew, "here, take mine."

"Thank you."

Then Sir Percy put on the cravat.