The random bunny ran quickly to the monster truck derby and then stopped abrubtly just outside the snack table, or grub shack, as Fafner affectionatly refered to it. "Now I will have complete control of the Mexican Console!" he screamed in a shrill, bunny voice.
Awile later a tall man carrying a duffel bag and a box of snacks came upon the bunny who by this time was sitting around shivering and muttering like a maniac. "Why hello, Bunny," said the man, crouching down carefully so as not to rip his papermache trench coat that his Aunt Thelonius had made. "What's your name?" The bunny was muttering too crazily and didn't bother to answer so the man said, "I shall call you Phalangshinantiba." The man didn't notice the bunny's perplexed expression because he was too busy saying, "My name is Walter."
As he said this a giant space robot ran over to them and yelled, "Filthy humans! I will destroy all of you one by one with my evil raygun of doom and tamales! My name is Felix, the giant space robot!" after saying this he handed them his card and then waved his arms around madly for four minutes, After that he ran 39 feet and blasted off into outer space.
"That was just stupid," said Walter, "He didn't even try to destroy us."
Just then Lex Luthor burst onto the scene and exclaimed, "I always knew there were aliens among us!"
"What aliens?" asked Walter.
"That alien huddled on the ground muttering like a maniac."
"That's no alien! That's a bunny named Phalangshinantiba."
"What? That can't be a bunny, it's green and smooth and it has a huge head and large purple eyes and tiny round ears."
"Leapin' Lazarus! You're right. Let's kill it!" Walter whipped out a rifle.
"No!" squealed the bunny/alien.
"He's right," said Lex. "We can't kill him. It would be wrong, I'll just take him home to do some tests...I mean...make him tea...yes...tea, sweet, delicious, numbing tea." Lex picked up the small alien and wrapped him in a blanket, put him in a really large brief case and murmered, "Walter gave you a stupid name, he's a moron. I'll call you Xaplar."
So Lex Luthor and Xaplar got into Lex's limo and drove to the Luthor Estate and were very happy, they always drank "tea."
Awile later a tall man carrying a duffel bag and a box of snacks came upon the bunny who by this time was sitting around shivering and muttering like a maniac. "Why hello, Bunny," said the man, crouching down carefully so as not to rip his papermache trench coat that his Aunt Thelonius had made. "What's your name?" The bunny was muttering too crazily and didn't bother to answer so the man said, "I shall call you Phalangshinantiba." The man didn't notice the bunny's perplexed expression because he was too busy saying, "My name is Walter."
As he said this a giant space robot ran over to them and yelled, "Filthy humans! I will destroy all of you one by one with my evil raygun of doom and tamales! My name is Felix, the giant space robot!" after saying this he handed them his card and then waved his arms around madly for four minutes, After that he ran 39 feet and blasted off into outer space.
"That was just stupid," said Walter, "He didn't even try to destroy us."
Just then Lex Luthor burst onto the scene and exclaimed, "I always knew there were aliens among us!"
"What aliens?" asked Walter.
"That alien huddled on the ground muttering like a maniac."
"That's no alien! That's a bunny named Phalangshinantiba."
"What? That can't be a bunny, it's green and smooth and it has a huge head and large purple eyes and tiny round ears."
"Leapin' Lazarus! You're right. Let's kill it!" Walter whipped out a rifle.
"No!" squealed the bunny/alien.
"He's right," said Lex. "We can't kill him. It would be wrong, I'll just take him home to do some tests...I mean...make him tea...yes...tea, sweet, delicious, numbing tea." Lex picked up the small alien and wrapped him in a blanket, put him in a really large brief case and murmered, "Walter gave you a stupid name, he's a moron. I'll call you Xaplar."
So Lex Luthor and Xaplar got into Lex's limo and drove to the Luthor Estate and were very happy, they always drank "tea."