An: Yesterday, I was in really emo mood, and so I listened to music. I came over this song I hadn't listened to in months, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, by Crash Test Dummies. Later that day, I found a parody of the song, Headline News by Weird Al Yankovic.

So I thought, is it possible to make it fall into HP?

This is my result. I made my emo mood go away, and hopefully, I'll get back my inspiration, and finish the next chapter in Sawdust or Stella Antrum.

Implied child abuse.

And I don't own anything.

Once, there was this kid who
Went home to his relatives for the summer
But when he finally came back
He couldn't see a damn thing
He said it was from when
Some bees stung his eyes so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Said no to her acceptance letter
And when someone came to talk to her
They saw bibles all around her room
She couldn't quite explain
That she knew everything in her head

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad
Cause one kid had worse than that

Cause then there was this boy who
Accidentally killed his aunt, cousin and uncle
And when the aurors came there
They found a boy who couldn't speak
He couldn't quite explain that
He wasn't allowed too

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Ahh ahh Ahh ahh Ahh ahh
Ahh ahh Ahh ahh Ahh ahh

Ahh ahh Ahh ahh Ahh ahh
Ahh ahh Ahh ahh Ahh ahh