A/N: So I was lying in bed, thinking about how my last fic had no dialog, and I was all "huh, I need to try and write a dialog only fic" And then I started narrating this in my head, and I had to actually get out of bed, AT 3 AM, and go write this, because I loved it too much.

It's always bothered me that Mello wears his rosary. I'm Christian (which frankly goes a little oddly with the whole YAOI OMG I LOVE IT thing, but somehow I work it out) but I'm not Catholic, but my Dad is, and so are some friends. I remember when I was little I thought you wore rosaries, and had to be corrected.

ANYWHO, here is this completely crack thing that is probably shorter than this author's note. Drop me a review to let me know what you think :)

EDIT: wtf. I need to either A) never write/post anything at 3AM ever again or B) only ever write/post stuff at 3AM. WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?! hahahahahahahaha...

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"Matt, would you please take that bunny costume off?"

"…no"

"Oh, come on"

"Why?"

"Because you look fucking ridiculous sitting there on the couch dressed like an Easter bunny"

"Mels, I've had a long day. All I want to do is relax"

"In your bunny costume"

"In my bunny costume"

"Why did you even take that job?"

"Because we need the money"

"You could get a lot more money hacking than being the Easter bunny at the mall"

"Well, this isn't illegal. And maybe I just like making the kids happy? Ever think of that?"

"No. And when you say it like that, it sounds dirty. I'm pretty sure that's sacrilegious."

"Oh, and you wearing a rosary isn't?"

"Hey, nuns wear rosaries all the time."

"Yeah, tied at their waists, not around their necks. Plus…you are definitely not a nun."

"And don't you know it"

"Mello, not now. I'm tired."

"Awww, but you look so…cute and innocent in that bunny suit"

"I am not going to fulfill your fantasy of literally fucking like rabbits."

"But Matty…"

"No, Mello. Didn't we just have a discussion about being sacrilegious? I think that would be about as sacrilegious as you can get."

"I'm sure I could think of something worse."

"I'm sure you could"

"Thanks for the vote of confidence. Now get over here and kiss me"

"…fine, whatever. But nothing else. I am not getting it on in a bunny costume"

"Oh, I think you'll be singing a different tune once I…"

"Hey! None of that. No. Mello, I'm warning…..you….ahhhh"

"Told you so"

"Shut up and find the zipper on this thing"

"With pleasure, Mr. Easter Bunny"

"Fuck you"

"As you wish"