Welcome to the first episode of Battle for Dream Island Again Do Over! Or BFDIADO for short.
When I've asked Adam; one of the creators of Inanimate Insanity, a question about his current opinion on BFDIA. He told me that season two had lost their BFDI's charm and the characters became negative to degrees. Well, I'm here to save the day and bring back its charm!
I will be giving EVERY contestants some screen-time, even floaters like Rocky and Ice Cube for example. And to addition, I'll be giving them character development! Hopefully, you'll love them by the end of this story.
There's an important matter to discuss:
For now, I do NOT accept any vote you may cast! By this time, there's won't be much reader to begin with. HOWEVER, if this story garnered enough fans, I MIGHT let you vote. Until then, I'm doing the elimination my way and who I think that could be eliminated.
I do not own any characters from BFDIA. They belonged to jacknjellify.
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The scene opened with a large field. The sun was shining. Several white clouds were drifting across the blue sky. The grass and trees were breezed with cool, summer air. Leafy was running from an angry mob- Huh? An angry mob?!
Leafy was seen running away from an angry mob composed of Golf Ball, Pin, Coiny, Tennis Ball, Pencil, Teardrop, Ice Cube, Blocky and Pen. During last season's finale, Leafy stolen Dream Island after the winner; Firey, rejected her from entering said island. Before she was being executed by the other contestants, Firey literally swooped in and rescued her. However, with unknown explanation, Leafy was now being chased by the other contestants with Firey nowhere to be seen.
Leafy ran through a large gate with Coiny, Pen and Pencil followed closely behind. Teardrop and Blocky ran around the gate and joined. Everyone else had stopped by the gate, but only for them to re-join the mob a moment later.
Leafy then started jumping on every top of the hill. Unfortunately, it didn't create further distance between her and the mob, which was always close whenever Leafy landed. They ran into the forest, which gave Leafy a chance to sprint away and take
The mob stopped running and stared at the fork path. Tennis Ball turned to face his friends.
Tennis Ball: Don't you think we're taking this too far?
Golf Ball: (glare at Tennis Ball while getting into his face) Don't YOU wants Dream Island?!
Tennis Ball: Yeah sure, I do. But we don't actually have to capture Leafy, do we?
Golf Ball: Yes, we do.
Tennis Ball: Why?
Golf Ball: Because if we let Leafy escape, she'll steal Dream Island! (She turned to Pen) Pen, which way do we go?
Pen: (He looked out at the fork path in thought) Hmmmm... (He pointed to the right path) That way!
Pencil: Pen, Pen! (She brought out a green remote with a red button on it) Just use the Leafy Detector.
Pen: Leafy Detector?
Pencil: (She pressed the button, which started shaking the remote with sparks showing) I mean why prospect when you can detect?
The light of the Leafy Detector flowed through the left path and caught Leafy. The others follow the light and turn off the Leafy Detector once they had their sight on her. Soon, they chased Leafy out of the forest and arrived at Evil Canyon; a very narrow bridge which anyone could easily fall to their death if they weren't careful.
Leafy: (She was trying to cross the narrowest point of the bridge when a map flew onto her. As she hung on for dear life, she gasped at the map) Blue Skidoo, we can too! (She entered the map)
The others had caught up where Leafy was. Pin caught the map and shredded it into pieces. She grinned as she threw it in the air.
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Pen: (He ran over to Snowball, Blocky and Eraser and pointed at something off-screen) Hey guys, look!
Everyone turned to TV, who was uploading the voting results; the results would reveal who will compete in season two. Everyone was anxious to find out the results. And here they were.
The screen showed a green section, a red section and a dark, grey section:
GREY SECTION:
Total Votes: 15, 532
Total Voters: 789
RED SECTION:
Book – 296
Yellow Face – 292
Puffball – 291
TV – 287
Pen – 285
Black Hole – 262
David – 251
Blocky – 239
Golf Ball – 215
Eraser – 185
Firey Jr. – 179
Taco – 159
8-Ball – 154
Fanny – 153
Snowball – 143
Cake – 134
Robot Flower – 119
Remote – 115
Marker – 109
Pie – 104
Balloony – 102
Naily – 100
Cloudy – 97
Lollipop – 95
Lightning – 93
Evil Leafy – 90
Bell – 90
Basketball – 86
Pillow – 79
Barf Bag – 78
Eggy – 77
Clock – 59
Gaty – 54
Grassy – 53
Roboty – 50
Tree – 49
Saw – 36
Bottle – 29
Bracelety – 18
GREEN SECTION:
1st - Rocky – 1008
2nd - Nickel – 892
3rd - Firey – 724
4th - Leafy – 606
5th - Teardrop – 585
6th - Bomby – 582
7th - Bubble – 556
8th - Needle – 489
9th - Spongy – 456
10th - Dora – 439
11th - Pin – 405
12th - Ruby – 381
13th - Tennis Ball – 359
14th - Coiny – 334
15th - Pencil – 320
16th - Match – 315
17th - Ice Cube – 313
18th - Flower – 312
19th - Donut – 307
20th - Fries – 303
Then two small green section appeared with Golf Ball and Gelatin in it; confirming them as contestants.
Two large scoops red and green respectively appeared out of nowhere. The crowd scream when the scoops separate them into two groups; those who were competing for season two and those who weren't.
Book: (Staring at her name at the top of the red section) What? I didn't make it?! That's impossible!
Lollipop: Of course you didn't.
Book: But I'm a wonderful book!
Lollipop: I guess people judged you by your cover.
Book: Hey! Wait... Hey! Wait... HEY! Wai—(A piece of paper flew into her face. She pull it off and look at the paper) Hey, what's this? BFDI game rules...
Eraser: Give me that. (Take the paper from her and started reading it) Rule 1: Contestants not present may not compete.
Coiny: (Smirk) Well, bet that's unfortunate.
In the screen, Leafy, Bubble, Flower, Non-Existy and Woody vanished. The names moved upward and now Book, Yellow Face and Puffball were in the green section. A grey scoop appeared out of nowhere and lifted Book, Yellow Face and Puffball over to the accepted zone. They screamed as they landed beside them.
Book: (Smiling as she was talking to Fries) See, I knew I would make it!
Fries: (Walking backward) Get away, I can't stand your cover.
Book slapped Fries and eaten one of his fries. Fries slapped in retaliation, which made Book to spit out his piece of fry. Fries then eat one of Book's pages only to spit it out and the annoyed Book puts it back in its place.
Needle: (She looked at Yellow Face) Yellow Face, I don't remember you were up for the vote.
Yellow Face: They must've voted for me as a joke. (Smile) But I'd bet they loved my adverts! (The screen showed a white background with crudely drawn sad humans.) If you want your friends to vote for you, try our voting- (The crudely drawn people became happy when they see a crudely drawn voting box)
Fries: Stop advertising! We need to get on with the contest.
Eraser: (Reading the rules) Hold on, there's more. Rule 2: Whoever reached the final 5 last season are ineligible to compete.
Firey: WHAT?!
Firey and Spongy's names were from the screen, prompting TV and Pen into the green section. All four boys screamed as grey scoops switched them in different sections.
Firey: No! Now I'll never get Dream Island!
Coiny: (Smile) Good!
Match: (She high fives Pencil) Yes! No more Spongy!
Spongy: (Sad) Aw, seriously?
David: (He slapped Spongy) HEY!
Tennis Ball: That wasn't nice to say, Match.
Match: Listen, I had to deal with Spongy for over like, seventeen millions years, and it's such a relief to finally see him gone.
Firey let out a sigh and stared at the green group in sadness. Snowball was annoyed he didn't get chosen until Firey Jr., who was a smaller version of Firey, standing beside Firey. He looked at Firey Jr. and then looked at Firey. Blinking, he stared back and forth between the two of them until he snapped his head at them so fast, he became dizzy.
Snowball: (Gripping his head, teetering) HUH…? (His eyes rolled back and fell to the ground. Blocky and Remote stared at him in confusion.
Gelatin: So who's the host gonna be?
Puffball: (While she was singing in an autotuned voice, she was floating around while sparkling and changing size at the same time) Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna know? Yeah, who I wanna knooooooow?
Pen: (Received spiralling eyes indicated he may have been completely hypnotized, until he shook himself awake) I think Firey should be the host! After all, he DID win last season.
Firey: (Grinned) Ya-hah! (He ran over to the accepted zone)
Coiny: (Worried) No, you can't! If he's the host, it's game over for me!
Pin: (Raise a brow at Coiny) Aren't you two, like friends now?
Coiny: Agreeing on one thing does NOT make us friends.
Pin: (She rolled her eyes) Whatever. You're just being paranoid.
Coiny looked at Firey, who gave him an Evil Firey expression, which terrified Coiny.
Golf Ball: Hey Eraser, anymore rules?
Eraser: Uh… oh yeah. (He looked at the paper again and notice a small yellow note attached to it) There's a note saying that Nickel can't compete on because he's on Inanimate Insanity.
Nickel: But I'm not on the show anymore!
Nevertheless, Nickel's name was removed from the screen and now Black Hole was in green section. Two grey scoops switched both boys into different sections. Whoever standing near Black Hole took a few steps backward.
Ruby: (Shudder) He's so creepy…
Golf Ball: Yes he is. But at least he's not David! (Pointing to the board, indicating David, who at the top of the red section)
David: Aw, seriously?
Eraser: Can I continue with the rules now? (He read the paper) Rule 3: Eliminated contestants must be killed. (Eyes widened) Wait, WHAT?!
Everyone in the red zone screamed whilst an Announcer Crusher crushed them. Luckily, Eraser has only hallucinated.
Eraser: (Reading the paper) Oh, eliminated contestants must be treated with TLC. Aww, okay. (He smile in relief, only to look worried)
The eliminated contestants started screaming whilst a large grey scoop moved under them and flung them into TLC.
The season two contestants all turned to Firey, who looked confused.
Firey: (He made a weird face) What?
Golf Ball: You're the host. You're supposed to be hosting!
Firey: Oh, right! Well, the first thing you should is to, um… (Scratching his head)
Golf Ball: (Annoyed) Maybe we should split into teams?!
Tennis Ball: (Smile) I think one team should have the original contestants, and the other should have the newbies!
All the newbies moved to one side, while the veteran on the other.
Pencil: (Smile smugly at Match) Their team may be even, but that won't be for long.
Donut: (Raise a brow at Pencil) What's THAT supposed to mean?
Pencil: (Gesturing at her team, who looked epic and god-like) We've been here for over two years. (She gestured to Donut's team, who looked uglier than Troll Face) You guys have only appeared for less than five minutes. The fans want to see their favourite again. One of you will be gone within three episodes.
Donut: That's not fair for you to assume that!
Pencil: So what? Sometimes you just have to deal with it.
Donut: (Glare at Pencil) Wh...WHAT?
Pencil: I said: sometimes you just have to deal with it!
Donut: (Walking over to Pencil) Well, sometimes you just have to deal with getting SLAPPED! (Slapped Pencil across her face)
Pencil: Well, sometimes you just have to deal with getting STABBED! (Stabbed the top of Donut with her tip)
Donut: Well, sometimes you just have to deal with getting set ablaze. (He set Pencil in flame with Firey)
Firey: Sometimes maybe you should just calm down...
Pencil: Sometimes maybe Firey's right!
Donut: Sometimes maybe Firey's WRONG!
Firey: (Holding the rules) But the rules are never wrong! (Read the paper) Rule 4: Every episode before the contest, at least one person must switch teams.
Everyone: (Gasp)
Firey: Including THIS episode!
Everyone: (Gasp)
Needle: What? We have to switch teams NOW?!
Gelatin: (Walking over to the veteran team) I don't mind. I'd rather be on the stronger team.
Fries: (Following Gelatin) Me too.
Soon, everyone except Donut switched over to the veteran team. Donut gave an angry glare with the screen only showing the row which has his eyes. Pencil does the same.
Pencil: Wait, I like my screen like this. (Changed her screen so there is a vertical rectangle covering her) See.
Match: OMG Pencil, me too! (High fives Pencil)
Fries: Really? I like mine like this. (Changed the screen to a hexagon)
Ruby: Well, I like mine like this. (Changed the screen to a star)
Firey: Let's all show our favourite screens.
Everyone: Yeah!
Every contestant started showing their favourite screen.
Bomby: a circle.
Dora: the blades of a fan.
Pen: a smiley face.
Match: Puffball.
Teardrop: the windows of a house.
Needle: a target.
Dora: the number 2.
Pin: a small rectangle.
Yellow Face: a rainbow shape.
TV: an explosion like shape, with a weird tongue and smile.
Dora: the number 3.
Puffball: Abe Lincoln's head.
Gelatin: a piece of string.
Coiny: a Firey death trap.
Rocky: barf.
Dora: the number 4.
Black Hole: the TLC.
Book: a house.
Donut: the announcer.
Firey: a Coiny death trap.
Dora: the number 5.
Tennis Ball: a flower.
Golf Ball: a recovery center.
Ice Cube: three Davids
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Golf Ball: Stop it people!
Coiny remained by the larger team until he felt a chill on his back. He looked behind him to see Dora, who remained still. Coiny stared at her with sweats began to pour down his face. Everything was silent… until it was broken.
Dora: (Demonic voice) Deja Ahora.
Coiny: (Running over to the other team) I'm switching teams! (He looked at the larger team, specifically toward Pin) Hey Pin, why don't you switch too?
Donut: Yeah Pin, you really need to switch.
Pin became nervous and looked between both teams.
Donut: You would not believe how much you need to switch. I highly recommend that you switch. Just go switch.
Book: Yeah Pin, you should switch.
Pin: What? Are you trying to exclude me?
The larger team: (Grinning, walking toward Pin whole pumping their fists in the air – if they have arms) Switch, Switch, Switch, Switch, Switch, Switch, Switch, Switch!
Pin: (She ran over to Donut and Coiny) Okay okay, I switched.
Fries: Finally.
Yellow Face: (Reading the rules) Rule 5: Spin the wheel to choose the next contest!
Gelatin spun the colorful wheel with several challenges on it. Everyone was waiting anxiously until the wheel had come to a stop and landed on "Tug of War".
Everyone: (Gasp)
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Theme Song! Battle for Dream Island Again!
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Firey: (He was standing beside a smaller team. He stared out at the larger team, who was on the other side of the pit. Both teams were holding one long rope. He smiled at both teams) It's simple guys. First team to have every member of the opposing team into the pit win! Three!
Golf Ball clenched her teeth onto the rope.
Firey: Two!
Donut placed his feet into position.
Firey: One!
Rocky had his tongue sticking out while staring blankly.
Firey: GO!
The larger team ran and with sheer number of strength, they easily pulled Coiny, Pin and Donut into the pit. Firey stared down at the pit.
Firey: (Annoyed) That was anticlimactic.
Coiny, Pit and Donut: (Screaming as they were falling down the pit until they landed onto podium with their names engraved into it)
Coiny: Did we lose?
Pin: Yeah, we lost.
Coiny: We should have won.
Pin: I agree.
Donut: Do not comment to vote! Instead, rate these videos.
It was revealed that the rules of elimination had changed. You have to vote on the contestant's video. Whoever received the most likes would get a prize. And whoever received the most dislikes would be eliminated.
WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE?
Coiny
Donut
Pin
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It's night time on Yoyleland and Leafy was sitting quietly, listening to a small BoomBox.
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Leafy silently switched off BoomBox.