Rule #1: Have a smart bride
Sasuke looked over at Naruto who was slaving over a simple crossword.
He raised an eyebrow when Naruto began to threaten, and stab the paper to death with his kunai.
"What're you looking at Sasuke? Trying to rub it in my face how much smarter you are?" Naruto asked glaring angrily at Sasuke before walking to their bedroom.
He winced when he heard the door slam shut.
When he thought Naruto's tantrum was finally over and everything had settled down he heard Naruto yell, "And you know what the shops closed tonight, bub! So take your patronage somewhere else! Bastard!!" Sasuke had to flinch violently at this, because Naruto knew very well about Sasuke's needs.
He got up from the chair slowly, trying not to attract anymore of Naruto's rage than he did naturally, because it was in these moments that he was very wary of Naruto's anger toward their difference in intelligence levels.
He walked quickly to the training grounds, and sat down on a stump that had been created the last time Naruto, and him had done it outside when they couldn't make it to the house.
Maybe Naruto wasn't as book smart as he was, but Sasuke Uchiha could honestly admit that there was no one on this earth that he would want to have as a partner in battle, or in life.
Check.