One sad and depressing day ( like always ) Sasuke thought to himself, " I am an orphan with no family except for my brother who I hate because he killed my family. I'm stuck with a colorblind monkey, a billboard forehead, and a big perv. Life sucks. Today I will end it."
Sasuke climbs up a sky scraper and stands on the edge when suddenly…
"NOO!!!!" screams Naruto who races towards Sasuke. "Naruto?" Sasuke says to himself. "Naruto!" he runs towards Naruto and gives him a bear hug. "OH Naruto, you DO love me!". "Wait, what?" Naruto says. "You love me. I was about to kill myself by jumping off this building and you ran up here to announce your true love." "Ew, ew, ew, eeewww NO!" Naruto pulls out Sasukes hug. "Well, then why did you run up here." "I came up here to push you off." Sasuke feels sad and jumps off the building. Then sand propels him back to the roof. Sasuke bear hugs Garaa."Is this…" Garaa says, "Is this what they call 'love'?"
The End