The spectators roared in anticipation, their cries for violence going unacknowledged as a pair of [Champions] finished up the last of [Purple Team's] [Inhibitor] s, allowing all of [Blue Teams] to get their [Super Minions]. "Come on guys were almost there, there's only two more towers left!" Teemo shouted at his team mated whilst laying more of his [Toxic Traps] on the predicted path that the opposing champions would take as soon as they respawned. "Tristana, prepare to gank [Bottom Lane] with Lulu! Amumu we're ganking [Top Lane]! Fizz, I've laid as many [Toxic Traps] and wards as I can at [Middle Lane], I'm sorry but you'll have to wait for the [Minions] to arrive!"
"No Problem scout leader, I won't let you down!" Fizz saluted sharply, switching his trident to his other hand a back gain as he did so. "They shall not trap us in their fluffy cages again!"
The three sub- teams divided up to do their tasks, awaiting the eventual counter assault upon the base. When it happened their teams would definitely win due to the level and tactical differences. Cutting off the minion supply and trapping the 'safe-zones' only further ensured victory, there was no way-
Suddenly, a level eighteen Irelia and Vi appeared out of the bushes behind Teemo. The Swift scout gulped at the sinister presences, he'd been counter-ganked and poor Amumu was next right after him. So much for victory.
How'd he know Purple team went Jungling instead? That was totally unfair!
The match then went to a swift turnover as the Irelia, Vi, Miss Fortune and Katarina went to keep the Blue team's Champions busy, and Ashe went ahead to destroy the opposing teams Nexus with her new Red Buff.
The match proceeded to end with blue teams win, which was unfortunate for purple team due to a wager earlier that day…
"Ah Teemo come back I haven't finished hugging you!" Vi called as the Swift Scout attempted to escape the crushing hugs. While he didn't mind the adoration, he'd rather not end up in the infirmary again for pulverized ribs. The girls really didn't know her limits.
Everywhere else, similar things were happening. The shorter Champions were being chased by female Champions desperate to cuddle them into oblivion, none-save Annie, who also chased them-were spared the crushing coddling.
Hence, the [Little League] was formed, to protect the smaller champions from the devastating hugs of the women. A deal was then struck, weighing everything to a single match.
If the [Little League] won, then there would only be hugs when they were willing (never). Should they lose however, there would be no more running from the hugs. Ever.
The male Champions could only sigh in lamentation.
Now that Blue team had lost it was only time before they end up crushed to death repeatedly by hugs.
Teemo was the first to go.
"No!" His protests were muffled as Vi held on to him with her gauntlets on, pressing him ever tighter to her generous chest. If one looked closely, they'd be able to make out tiny, frantic limbs moving out in a panicked state under the gauntlets. He was however released after ten seconds.
Teemo fell flat on his face, tail twitching erratically.
"Well I'm done hugging for the day, enjoy yourselves girls" With that, Vi walked with a merry tune on her lips, leaving the other females the get their daily squeeze of the [Little Champions]. Said group were currently being sacrificed to the [Evil Goddesses of Hugs], hugged until they lay as Teemo did, except in the infirmary.
Ahri cheerfully smiled, her daily dosage of hugs on the now-incapacitated Megling Gunner complete. She felt slightly guilty for doing that to a fellow leaguer, but this was set aside by two things. First: Akali had amazing skills when it came to restoring the [Little League] back to full health little over an hour when they were hugged to this state. Almost like she was a specialist of the practice, but that couldn't possibly be true right? Who would need so much hugging that she specialized in it? Secondly: Tristana was simply too adorable when tearing up and running to not give a consoling hug to, despite being the source of said tearing and running in the first place.
Now, it was time to make some lunch! Oh, what should she have? Sashimi? Peach dumplings? Herring stew?
'Maybe the list will help'
Ahri took out the list of foods that she'd made for occasion just like this, every dish she'd ever made, tasted or wanted to try out on it, it helped her settle her nerves after flirting IN the [Fields of Justice]. No one knew this-and probably never would- but flirting while skill shots were flying and keeping a level head while dodging hits was a very stressful experience. So much that she began to snack off the battlefield instead of flirting and sharpening her seduction skills while at it.
As she browsed the selection of prepared snacks, her eyes caught sight of her best friends sitting together in the balcony of their shared living quarters: Sona, Leona, and Fiora. Leona was laying down as flat as her gear to get as much exposure to the sun as possible. Sona continued to play relaxing melody-unknowingly, as she simply plucks the strings for the heck of it- whilst Riven snoozed contently on a rocking chair, drool hanging off her open mouth.
The Nine-tailed fox suddenly felt mischievous as plans began to form in her devious mind, all of them aimed for the best reactions she could out of them.
Carefully, she went to her side of the room and grabbed a blanket, a damp towel, and her Poro pet. She then simultaneously placed the Poro over Sona's head, a blanket over Leona, and the damp towel over Riven's hanging mouth. It was moments later did havoc erupt amongst the trio.
"The sun, the sun is missing! Oh goodness-"Leona shot up and ran around the room like a headless chicken, before tripping over the blanket and rolling all over the floor. Sona noticed the weight on her head, tilted it and positioned her hands to catch the object; the Poro happily fell into her palms where it proceeded to happily lick the Maven's cheek, much to her giddiness. Oddly though, Riven only awoke once Sona had stopped playing her strings. She then spat out the towel with such force it landed back to the basin that Ahri had initially found it in.
Finally, the antics finished up. Leona was knocked out, somehow ending up in her bed during the chaos. Sona placed the Poro back to its cage with some treats. Riven glared hard at Ahri, but it quickly made way for a smirk.
Three laughed, even Leona managed a dream giggle.
"So, anything you've planned for us? You don't usually do more than a single prank unless you've got something big planned out." Riven asked, casually leaning back to her relaxed pose.
Ahri gave them a pointed look "Actually I was hoping we could cook up a meal today!"
"But I'm still full from last week's meal!" Riven complained, the fox girl had forced fed the Exile even as she finished more food than Cho 'Gath. She was constantly ravenous for more food. "But knowing you're just going to rope me in somehow"
Riven gave a resigned sigh.
"I wish for some pie" Sona told them as she strummed, proving that the Maven had an amazing sweet tooth.
"Hurray! Now all we need to do is convince Pantheon-which won't be a problem as Leona has him totally whipped-to lend us his kitchen."
However, her plans simply had to be foiled due to the stampede of other Champions rushing down the hall- waking Leona up-towards the [Twisted Tree line] map. Curious, she happened to grab onto a random Champion for information, and it just had to be Tristana. The short champion quickly melted into a puddle of dread upon realizing who had picked her up.
"Tell me what's going on and I won't give you a ten-minute hug" She smiled sweetly even as the other girl paled.
"I-it's a-a-a NEW Champion! T-they're having a 1v1 at [Twisted Tree line]! N-new guy is really b-big and he's fighting Darius! P-please don't hug me anymore!"
"Good girl" Ahri smirked as the let the Megling drop and runaway all teary-eyed. She faced her friends before dashing off "Hey guys, a new Champion is Joining the League, lets watch the fight at [Twisted Tree line]!"
The remaining girls rushed off, unfortunately they were the last ones, and so all the actual seats were taken. They had to settle for watching through a lame Spectate-Orb as a group.
Their jaws nearly dropped, for although the orb had terrible image quality, it still showed size and action quite accurately. Right now they saw the unknown- assumed to be the new champ- stand beside a Purple tower, waiting for Minions to spawn. But that was normal, what really caught every ones eye way his size.
He was almost as tall as that the god dammed forsaken five meter [Purple Tower]!
Then Leona said the one thing everyone had on their minds.
"He's freaking HUGE!"