It's Always Sunny in Switch Blue…

Originally By: Bring Your Own Kites

Now By: The Pinball Wizard (With permission from BYOK)

Disclaimer: I don't "own" Kingdom Hearts, Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead… Saikoro Lantern or Axis Lantern… as well as the original idea for this story.

Copyright: …

Rated: M (For blood, gore… more blood…)

Chapter One: Sunday Nights

"I spent my Sunday night trying to escape the zombie apocalypse. What did you do?"

-+Axis's POV+-

I sat on the couch in my living room, as did my babysitter, Axel Knowels. My eyes were flashing dangerously at the older teen. We've been fighting over a bag of chips for the last twenty minutes. He obviously has the upper hand since he has the bag. I reach my hand for the bag once more, but fail to claim the bag.

"AXEL! God dammit! Just give me a damn chip!" I yell, in pure rage.

"Oh, come on. It's fun watching you get so mad over nothing, Axis. Like now for example," Axel laughs heartily as he sinks back into the couch.

"Stop messing with me or I'll call Larxene to kick your ass!" I shout, actually thinking that that's a threat.

"And Larxene would change her plans from killing me to killing you for waking her up," Axel says.

I growl at the fact that Axel was right. "Maybe you should just go home," I frown, "Besides they're my chips… GIMME!" I take a swipe at the bag of chips.

"What do ya mean your bag of chips?" The spiky red head glared at me. "I can recall that I brought them with my money."

"Oh no you didn't!" I protest, "You brought it with my money. You said some douche bag of a guy stole your wallet!" I poke at the 17-year-olds head angrily.

"No!" Axel yells pushing me off the couch. I attempt to regain my balance, but I fall backwards and knock over a nearby soda.

"Look what the fuck you did!" I scream, wiping the contents off of my shirt.

"You did it to yourself, buddy," Axel sneers.

"You are the lousy-ist baby sitter… EVER!" I throw the cup at him.

Axel catches the cup and puts it on the end table. "Why doesn't your brother fuckin' baby sit you, kid!?"

"Cause he actually has a real job!" I snap.

"This is a real job!"

"Watching after a 15 year old boy is what I hardly call a job!"

"I get paid forty dollars for baby sitting you. I should get paid more since I'm in almost all of your classes," Axel complains.

True statement, I'm a tenth grader, while Axel here is a senior. How the two of us met is actually kind of funny. We got into a fight (fist flying and the whole other nine yards) on the first day of school, then we got detention. The reason we were fighting is because he tripped me while I was in the lunchroom, and my spaghetti splattered all over my shirt, and he had the nerve to say, "Watching where you're going, kid."

Then about a month or two ago, I almost burnt down the house. My older sister, who adopted my brother and I since our Mom died to breast cancer five years ago, decided to ask my brother, Saikoro- or Sai for short, if he knew anyone that could baby sit me, since, obviously I didn't know how to take care of myself and the house while my family was out working.

And guess whom they found!

"And whose fault is it for being stupid?" I say, raising an eyebrow at him.

"You are a real douche bag, kid," Axel sneers.

"If I'm such a douche bag, then why the eff are you still here?"

"I wouldn't be here if your sister wasn't so damn generous with her money. I could be hanging out with Roxas and Demyx at the mall, but instead I'm here with the whiny-ist 15 year old ever."

I cough, "My sister's not a fucking bank y'know. No one's stopping you from ditching me. I would be really hap-"

Suddenly, the sounds of glass shattering echoed the living room. I jump up, while Axel directs his attention to the kitchen. Then I hear the sounds of my dog, Sweet Oblivion, yelping. The two of us exchange petrified glances.

"W-Wha… What was that?" My voice shakes.

"I dunno, kid…" Axel gets up from the couch, and stalks over to the kitchen. I trail right behind him, like the little scaredy-cat I am.

Sweetie O's squeals become louder as we approach the kitchen. But now we can hear more. It sounds as if something is getting torn up. But I also hear some type of trashing around. Like Sweetie O is having some kind of epic battle in the kitchen.

"Maybe your dog's gettin' rapped?" Axel suggests. I slap him upside the head. "Just sayin'…"

Axel grabs a nearby umbrella from a rack. He pushes the door open slowly and…

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" I scream at the sight of blood. A person was crouching over a twitching Sweet Oblivion. "What the hell are you doing to my fucking dog, you fucking cannibal!?"

A blood-curdling moan echoes the kitchen causing the two of us to flinch. The person gets up slowly and turns at us. My immediate reaction is to throw up all over the floor, while Axel just stares in horror.

Blood was leaking from the sides of his mouth. A piece of Sweet Oblivion's intestine was hanging from the sides of its mouth. His eyes are glazed over by some type of white film. There is a long deep gash going from his temple to his chin. He also has a few bite marks on his upper body. He looks as if he had just come from a brawl at the local bar- his clothes are ripped, bloody, and all.

That must've been a real damn intense fight.

The man starts walking over to us slowly. But I'm too busy throwing up to move away or get somewhere safe.

"Dude, stay the fuck away!" I hear Axel scream. Out of the corner of my eyes I see him lift the umbrella to the man.

But the man continues towards us.

"I don't want to hurt you," His voice shakes.

By the time it had occurred to us that the man wasn't going to stop, the man lunged at the barfing me. The next thing I know I'm being shoved across the kitchen. I tumble over the bloodied glass fragments, and smash into the refrigerator. Of course, being me, I forget that the glass is there on the floor, so I use it to get up. Glass sticks into my hands, and I scream in agony.

As I'm screaming I notice that the umbrella has rolled next to my foot. I thought Axel was holding it… I look across the room and I see Axel and the man going at it on the floor. The man tries desperately to bite the trashing Axel.

I can see the strength slipping away from him.

Without another thought, I grab the umbrella and charge at the man. I add a roar in as well. I strike the man in the head with the tip of the umbrella… and to my demise… it slides right through his skull. I even hear the skull shattering as I enter.

I stare at the lifeless man. I… I…

Axel quickly kicks the man off of him.

I slump to the ground and start crying. "I… I… I… just…" I look at down at my blood stained hands. I'm not even sure if it's even my own blood. It could be Sweet Oblivion's or even the cannibal's. I throw a glass shard across the room.

I can't even see because I'm crying so much. I don't know if Axel's staring at me, I don't know if I'm next to my damn dog… or the fucking cannibal.

Suddenly I feel Axel's long fingers wrap around my arm. He drags me out of the kitchen… literally. I think I see him holding the umbrella, but I'm not so sure.

I whimper as Axel tries cleaning the blood off my hand. "Axis. Axis, buddy…" He whispers as he pulls a piece of glass out. I scream.

Finally when he's pretty sure there isn't anymore glass in my hands, he tells me, "Axis… go upstairs and clean yourself up…"

I nod my head slowly. I struggle to my feet, but as I do, I throw up some more. I start to take my shirt off even before I make it to the stairs.

Am I dreaming?

End Chapter One

The Pinball Wizard: YO! It's Lance, here. So… I bet you're all like, "WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU STOLE BRING YOUR OWN KITES FANFIC!" I didn't. She gave me permission to rewrite the story because she was going to delete it. If you don't believe me, then why don't you go ask her? Also, BYOK lays claim to being the first person to do a Resident Evil X Kingdom Hearts fanfiction. It was called Bending Reality and was last updated back in 2008, published in 2007. I'm taking the OC's that belong to other people out, because I do not have permission from them to use them. It's not going to be in just Axis's POV. As with the original version, it will occasionally shift to what other survivors are experiencing. I'll try to get all the Kingdom Hearts, Resident Evil, and Left 4 Dead characters in character if you know what I mean.

Next Chapter: The Horror Begins