Author's Note: Wow, my first songfic. Please R&R. Heeheehee.
Crazy Train: Super Smash Brothers
All aboard!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Mario delivered a Super Jump Punch to Link and received his first win in the tournament. He was very confident it wouldn't be his last.
Crazy, but that's how it goes.
Millions of people, living as foes.
Mario Midair Kicked each of the eighteen Yoshis that came his way. The Yoshis of the Yoshi Team weren't the smartest fighters. Another victory for Mario.
Maybe, it's not too late.
To learn how to love,
And forget how to hate.
Fox ran straight at Mario, but was thrown to the other side of the Great Fox. Mario hit Fox with two Mario Tornadoes and threw him into the path of an Arwing's lasers. Mario had won again.
Mental wounds not healing.
Life's a bitter shame.
I'm going off the rails of a crazy train.
I'm going off the rails of a crazy train.
Mario jumped on the the platform and broke the target, and jumped off and broke the next on his way off it. He broke the next one as he came down, and landed on another platform. He jumped off and broke the final target with a Super Jump Punch. Perfect!
I've listened to preachers.
I've listened to fools.
I've watched all the dropouts.
Who make their own rules.
Mario beat the imposter Mario with a Punch, Punch, Kick Combo, and chucked a Barrel at his brother, Luigi. Luigi went flying, and was hit by an Air Shove from Donkey Kong. Mario finished him off with a Super Jump Punch.
One person conditioned, to rule and control.
The media sells it, and you live the role.
Mario stood under Pikachu so Pikachu couldn't use Thunder on him. Pikachu tried a few Thunder Jolts, which became annoying quickly. Mario chucked Fireballs and threw Pikachu out.
Mental wounds still screaming.
Driving me insane.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Mario, Link, and Samus worked on hitting Giant Donkey Kong, and they did. Many times. But he wouldn't budge. Finally, Mario sent Donkey Kong out into the sky with a Headbutt.
I know that things are going wrong for me.
You gotta listen to my words!
Yeeeaaahhh!
Mario landed on the eighth platform, and jumped off onto a red structure, and off to a blue one. He double jumped onto the ninth platform, and double jumped up the stack of blue platforms. Mario barely made the last blue platform by double jumping and Super Jump Punching and he jumped to make it to the tenth lighted platform.
Heirs of a cold war, that's what we've become.
Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb.
The Kirby Team was the most annoying bunch of pink puffs around. They used copied projectiles and worked in cooperation, but sometimes got mad at each other when one accidentally hit another, using Mario as a punching bag. Mario threw them all and won again.
Crazy, I just cannot bear.
I'm living with something, that just isn't fair!
Mario was trading hits with Samus until he broke off, he charged, stopped, flipped over her head, flipped back, and delivered crushing Smash Attack, his Super Punch.
Mental wounds not healing.
Who and what's to blame?
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Mario tried to damage up Metal Mario. He succeeded and smashed him off his platform with a Spin Kick. Next, Mario had to evade a polygon and jump over bombs. He evaded another polygon and evaded bumpers and evaded another polygon. Mario made it to the finish. He next knocked out thirty polygons methodically with Super Jump Punches. Finally, he faced Master Hand. He got hit by a few attacks, but nailed the big glove in the end with multiple Mario Tornadoes.
Hahahahahahaha!
(Romf!)
(Mumbling)
The End!
Crazy Train: Super Smash Brothers
All aboard!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Mario delivered a Super Jump Punch to Link and received his first win in the tournament. He was very confident it wouldn't be his last.
Crazy, but that's how it goes.
Millions of people, living as foes.
Mario Midair Kicked each of the eighteen Yoshis that came his way. The Yoshis of the Yoshi Team weren't the smartest fighters. Another victory for Mario.
Maybe, it's not too late.
To learn how to love,
And forget how to hate.
Fox ran straight at Mario, but was thrown to the other side of the Great Fox. Mario hit Fox with two Mario Tornadoes and threw him into the path of an Arwing's lasers. Mario had won again.
Mental wounds not healing.
Life's a bitter shame.
I'm going off the rails of a crazy train.
I'm going off the rails of a crazy train.
Mario jumped on the the platform and broke the target, and jumped off and broke the next on his way off it. He broke the next one as he came down, and landed on another platform. He jumped off and broke the final target with a Super Jump Punch. Perfect!
I've listened to preachers.
I've listened to fools.
I've watched all the dropouts.
Who make their own rules.
Mario beat the imposter Mario with a Punch, Punch, Kick Combo, and chucked a Barrel at his brother, Luigi. Luigi went flying, and was hit by an Air Shove from Donkey Kong. Mario finished him off with a Super Jump Punch.
One person conditioned, to rule and control.
The media sells it, and you live the role.
Mario stood under Pikachu so Pikachu couldn't use Thunder on him. Pikachu tried a few Thunder Jolts, which became annoying quickly. Mario chucked Fireballs and threw Pikachu out.
Mental wounds still screaming.
Driving me insane.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Mario, Link, and Samus worked on hitting Giant Donkey Kong, and they did. Many times. But he wouldn't budge. Finally, Mario sent Donkey Kong out into the sky with a Headbutt.
I know that things are going wrong for me.
You gotta listen to my words!
Yeeeaaahhh!
Mario landed on the eighth platform, and jumped off onto a red structure, and off to a blue one. He double jumped onto the ninth platform, and double jumped up the stack of blue platforms. Mario barely made the last blue platform by double jumping and Super Jump Punching and he jumped to make it to the tenth lighted platform.
Heirs of a cold war, that's what we've become.
Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb.
The Kirby Team was the most annoying bunch of pink puffs around. They used copied projectiles and worked in cooperation, but sometimes got mad at each other when one accidentally hit another, using Mario as a punching bag. Mario threw them all and won again.
Crazy, I just cannot bear.
I'm living with something, that just isn't fair!
Mario was trading hits with Samus until he broke off, he charged, stopped, flipped over her head, flipped back, and delivered crushing Smash Attack, his Super Punch.
Mental wounds not healing.
Who and what's to blame?
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Mario tried to damage up Metal Mario. He succeeded and smashed him off his platform with a Spin Kick. Next, Mario had to evade a polygon and jump over bombs. He evaded another polygon and evaded bumpers and evaded another polygon. Mario made it to the finish. He next knocked out thirty polygons methodically with Super Jump Punches. Finally, he faced Master Hand. He got hit by a few attacks, but nailed the big glove in the end with multiple Mario Tornadoes.
Hahahahahahaha!
(Romf!)
(Mumbling)
The End!