Hey guys, so I got asked to do a certain thing which involved posting a short story exerpt, and it might have gotten me a job like thing. I didn't get it, but here is the exepet. My brother was telling me to post it in case someone tried to steal it, and though I doubted that they would do that, he would'nt leave me alone until I did. So here it is.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto: Hey guys, I need your advice on how to get Sakura to date me.
Kiba: Sakura? Are you still after her? It's been like ten years!
Naruto: Shut up dog-breath! Are you going to help me or not?
Shikamaru: Troublesome. What exactly did you have in mind?
Naruto: Well, just straight out asking her has never worked before. Maybe I need to be more smooth.
Choji: What about pick-up lines?
Kiba: Hey yea! Those could work.
Naruto: I guess. Do you guys know any good ones?
Shikamaru: "What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1."
Choji: No way, that's lame and nerdy. You have to make it slightly more personal. Try "If you were a steak, you'd be well done."
Kiba: You guys are both wrong! It should be something more complimentary, like "Did you win 'best in show?' Because you're sure a winner to me."
Naruto: Uh… Those are all really good suggestions, but I don't think any of them would work.
Sai: Naruto is right, you have to be direct.
Naruto: S-sai? Where did you-
Sai: Tell her "Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you."
Naruto: I don't think-
Kakashi: No, be more direct. Say "There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to catch and mount at my place."
Naruto: Kakashi, I-
Jiriaya: None of you have a romantic bone in your body. You have to play out to her needs, not only your own. This is what you should use, "How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled or fertilized?"
Naruto: Enough! All of you! Those are just… Disgusting! Shikamaru, you have to have a more reasonable one, right?
Shikamaru: I do. "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
Naruto: Damn it guys, I'm out of here!
Haha, it was stupid, but it was fun to write. Well, that's all for now, Ja Ne!