Nancy's POV:

"Ooh, new guy." I whispered to Hannah, who'd long since dropped the pigtails and the Hannie nickname.

She looked over, and nodded approvingly. "He's hot. But not as hot as Josh."

I rolled my eyes. Hannah hasn't stopped talking about Josh all summer. "Go talk to him."

She bit her perfectly made-up lip, before nodding. "Ok. But, you have to go talk to Mr. Newbie."

"Don't mind if I do."

We hopped of the low brick wall and began to walk in towards school.

I quickly got out my compact mirror to check I looked ok. Makeup- flawless. My mint green sundress matched my shoes and nails, and it all looked super cute with my short red hair.

Slipping away my mirror I glanced at my bestie. She'd straightened her black hair so it looked even longer than usual.

"I'm so glad I told you to buy that dress" I grinned at her. "The polka dots are super cute."

Hannah flicked her hair. "Thanks babe."

"HOW ARE YOU SO HOT!?" I thought to myself. Thank goodness I didn't say it out loud.

Instead, I grinned at Luke (new guy) and said, "So, you think you can find your way round now?"

"No" He laughed, which made me want to melt like a popsicle on a hot day.

"Gimme your phone." I gestured to him, as he handed it to me I noticed it was one of the newest smart phones on the market. I wasn't surprised, this is the school for the very rich.

I handed him back his phone and said smoothly, "There's my number. You get lost, or I don't know, want to hang out, just call me."

"Will do, Nancy Drew." He laughed, winked and sauntered down the hallway.

Before I could fully enjoy Luke's backside (which was every bit as perfect as the rest of him.) I noticed a pink chiffon blur running down the hallway and my heart sank.

"HEY NANCY!" It screamed smashing innocent students with her waving arms.

"Hey Karen." I managed to grimace in a way that slightly reassembled a smile.

"HEY NANCY. WHERE'S HANNIE THE THIRD MUSKETEER SO WE CAN DO OUR SECRET HANDSHAKE. DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS IT'S ACTUALLY A BRIDESMAIDS DRESS BUT I ADDED MORE FRILLS AND SPARKLES SO I COULD WEAR IT TO SCHOOL. MOMMY BOUGHT IT FOR ME. IT WAS PROBABLY WORTH HER WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS BECAUSE SHE LIVES IN THE LITTLE HOUSE. AND I WAS LATE TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M A TWO-TWO AND I COULD NOT FIND GOOSIE THE STUFFED CAT BUT HE WAS UNDER MY BED BUT NOW HE IS HERE SEE."

She pulled a mangled ball of stuffing from her Barbie backpack.

I used the pause to say "Inside voice, Karen." I could feel a Karen migraine coming on.

Apparently, that was the wrong thing to say because Karen burst into tears.

"I miss Ms. Colman." She whisper-sobbed and tried to wipe her tears from behind her ridiculously huge glasses.

She rolled up in a ball and began wailing and rocking back and forth.

I decided the best option was to walk away from the crying ball of fluffy pink.

A/N Hey! This is me just completley mocking The Little Sister series.

Well that was fun. Bye.

Review and I will give you jewellery that Claudia made.