DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything other than my hoise so buzz off!!!


*Hello this is my 2nd story & i only wrote 1 because i'm bored & 2 because I'm mad at marco!!!! His book about HIM was #1 & Jake's Book of RACHEL & Tobias was #7 (book #54)*

One day marco was walking along thinking his usal thoughts
of nothing untill a group of popular girls started walking down the sidewalk he was on.

Marco: Hello Chicks!!!!!

All Girls: EEEWWW!!!!!
*They all run away VERY fast*

Marco was know very confused because he always thought that he was very cute & all the girls loved him, but that was wrong because he is a stupid Jerk!!!!!

marco: Hey that isn't very nice, & why is my name in lower case?

*Because i'm mad at you right now!!!*

marco: i would like my name in uppercase, please.

*No!!!!*

marco:*being bratty* YES!!!

*Nope*

marco: I WANT MY NAME IN CAPATOLS RIGHT NOW!!!!

*I'll Get my good friend to make you see my way!!*

*Rachel apears*

*Rachel, your Friend here wrote a book about himself & i forget,What was the rating?*

marco: ummmm, #1

*& in that same year Jake wrote a book about you & Tobias...

Rachel: Cool!!!!

marco: Hey her name is in caps!!!!!

Rachel: *tonge sticking out* thats beacause i'm her favorite charter!!!!

marco: thats not fair!!!!

*as i was saying Jake wrote a book about you & Tobias & it got uhh what did it rate marco?*

marco: #7

Rachel: i can see why you brought me here, hmm what should we do with him?

*well i couldn't think of anything better than bringing him to The barney world or the Teletuby world*

Rachel: oh i got it he will spend the rest of his life at a teaparty with Barney, the Teletubies, George Bush.


*great idea*

Rachel; only Who will be President?

*You Can!!!!*

The End!!!