Disclaimer: If I seriously own pokemon wouldnt that make me like a bajillionair and pay people to make fanfics for me. THINK PEOPLE!
this is based on pokemon emerald but may have a few stuff from the manga
(WHICH IS WAY AWESOMER THAN THE ANIME!)
prof were on in 5...
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1...
-in the darkness a man with brown hair comes out in the spotlight-
Prof Birch: Hi! Sorry to keep you waiting...
Random Guy (but lets call this random guy "Ruka" shall we...): AHHH!!! WHO ARE YOU!? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!? ARE YOU MY FATHAH-!!?!
Prof Birch: uhhh... from the back stage?... and no...
awkward silence
Prof Birch: moving on...
Ruka: LIES!!! LIES I TELL YOU!!! D:
Prof Birch: WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF POKEMON!
Ruka: DON'T PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS WORLD TOO!!!
Prof Birch: ummm... yes but...
Ruka: SO ARE YOU TELLING US POKEMON WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD SOME DAY!?
Prof Birch: well they are ALREADY around the world...
Ruka: ITS ALREADY BEGUN!?
Prof Birch: yes...wait i mean no...
Ruka: MORE LIES!!!
Prof Birch: My name is Birch...
Ruka: LIKE A TREE!?
Prof Birch: what?
Ruka: LIKE THE TREE! ITS KINDA WEIRD THE ALL PROFESSORS HAVE TREE NAMES... (oak, elm, birch etc.) OMEGOLLY!!! WERE YOU ALL LIKE SEPARATED AT BIRTH OR SUMTHING!?
Prof Birch: yes that is kinda... wait... NO OF COARSE NOT!!!
Ruka: okay... don't havta yell... touchy touchy...
Prof Birch: anyways... but everyone here calls me "pokemon professor"
Ruka: WHY D-
-birch quickly glares at Ruka-
Ruka: uhhh... ummm... never mind...
Prof Birch: okay i was gonna say BEFORE I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED glares at Ruka
-Ruka whistles-
Prof Birch: This is what we call a "pokemon" -brings out a lotad-
Ruka: AHHH! BLUE-DUCK-PLANT-THING! ITS HERE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD LIKE WHAT THE TREE GUY DENIED!!!
Prof Birch: moving on... This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as "pokemon"
Ruka: THEY'VE ALREADY BEGUN!
Prof Birch: SILENCE!
Ruka: ...
Prof Birch: good... We humans live alongside "pokemon", at times as friendly playmates (dont get any ideas one time i-saw-this-picture it was about a swampert and its trainer... you know what never mind hehe...) , and at times as cooperative workmates.
Ruka: thats what they want us to think before they...
Prof Birch: what was that?
Ruka: nothing... -evil grin-
Prof Birch: And sometimes, we band together and battle others like us.
Ruka: nothing but practice...
Prof Birch: But despite our closeness (NO STRANGE THOUGHTS PEOPLE), we don't know everything about them...
Ruka: thats cause you don'ts gots the stupid ability to read pokemons minds like me (think giovanni, lance and yellow from the manga)...
Prof Birch: In fact, there are many, many secrets surrounding pokemon to unravel many pokemon mysteries, I've been undertaking research. Thats what I do. Now... Who are you...
Ruka: ummm... I'm kinda oh i don't know A BOY!?
Prof Birch: okayyy so what your name...
Ruka: did you suddenly go on crack all of a sudden... its Ruka
Prof Birch: so its Ruka?
Ruka: that kinda what i just said...
Prof Birch: Okay, So your Ruka ho's moving to my hometown of Littleroot. I get it now...
Ruka: WTF! I'M GONNA LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN AS YOU! NOOOOOOO -5 hours later- OOOOOOOOO!!!
Prof Birch: All right are you ready?
Ruka: WTF! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE READY FOR!? -gasp- HELP!!! CHILD MOLESTER! SAAAVVVEEE MMMEEE!!!
Prof Birch: Your very own adventure is about to unfold.
Ruka: what if i don't want it to
Prof Birch: welll... TOO BAD!!!
Ruka: shudder
Prof Birch: Take courage, and leap into the world of Pokemon where dreams, adventure, and friendships await. Well. I'll be expecting you later. Come see me in my pokemon lab.
Ruka: okay...
And... then i woke up
Ruka: Crap
HOPE YOU LIKE IT TIS MY FIRST EVAH FANFIC~