Milton Grimm
So I have a funny song here for all of you. Enjoy. I don't own the song or anything only my dumb ideas.
When a cold wind blows
It chills you
Chills you to the bone
But there's nothing in nature
That freezes your heart
Like years of being alone
It paints you with indifference
Like a lady paints with rouge
And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one we call Milton
Unkind as any
And the wrath of many
This is Milton Grimm
Oh there goes Mr Humbug
There goes Mr Grim
If they give a prize for being mean
The winner would be him
Old Milton he loves his school
Cos he thinks it gives him power
If he became a flavour
You can bet it would be sour
There goes Mr Skinflint
There goes Mr Greed
The undisputed master
Of the underhanded deed
He charges folks a fortune
For his draughty school
We poor students live in misery
It's even worse for monsters
He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He goes to extremes
To convince us he's bad
He's really a victim
Of fear and of pride
Look close and there must be
A sweet man inside
Nah
Uh-uh
There goes Mr Outrage
There goes Mr Sneer
He has no time for friends or fun
His anger makes that clear
Don't ask him for a favour
Cos his nastiness increases
No kind words for us students
No nice things for us monsters
There goes Mr Heartless
There goes Mr Cruel
He never gives
He only takes
He lets his hunger rule
If being mean's a way of life
You practise and rehearse
Then all that work is paying off
Cos Milton is getting worse
Every day in every way
Milton is getting worse
I am cracking up so hard right now. This is so funny. I hope you loved it and if you have an idea for a song for me to do just leave a review or pm me. Merry Christmas.