Disclaimer: I do not own these characters or the idea American Pie.
Summary: I'm name is Airyonna Stifler, yes I'm a girl Stifler, but this is how my cousin, brother and I got revenge on Matt Stifler.
Stifler's Family Reunion
Erick and Dwight walked in to their old high school. To get their cousins Airy and Kyl, so they go in the office.
"Hey, Mrs. James we're here for Airy and Kyl Stifler." Dwight said in a cocky tone.
"Of course" Mrs. James said then went on the intercom and said "Airyonna and Kylwnies Stifler come to the office your cousins are here to take you away."
~~~~~~~~~~American Pie~~~~~~~~~~
Kyl's POV
"… to take away."
"Sorry I have to go but come to the lake during the break and we can finish what we started" I said as I broke away from the new girl and her twin brother.
"we will be there" they both said as I left the closet while finishing buttoning my shirt up.
"hey Kyl what happened to you?" Mike (my best friend) asked as Jake (my other best friend) and he came up to me.
"you both know about the two new twins" Kyl said
"yeah we do" Jake said.
"Ya, ones a boy and the other is a girl right." Mike said.
"oh ya, all three of us were getting it now in a closet before mine and my sister's name was called." Kyl said.
"Nice" Mike and Jake said at the same time.
"Yo Stifler" a random voice called out.
"Ya ass hole" Kyl said
"I heard you are gay just like Jake here, I guest Mike here is the normal one." The voice said.
"For one I'm bi that means I like guys and girls and for two it does mean we are different," Kyl said as slow as he could.
"Fuck you Stifler!" the voice said as he was walking off.
"fine but come over to the lake and then we will have some fun." Kyl yell to the person.
Walk away but didn't get very far at the site of his sister making out with an ass hole then stop and make out with the bitch of a girlfriend he has. Kyl walk over to his sister.
"you do know we have to leave now." Kyl said.
Airy look at her younger brother and stopped "you're a buzz kill, you know that."
"ya ya... if you want to pout then do it in the car we are already late." Kyl said as he pulled his sister in to the office.
~~~~~~~~~~American Pie~~~~~~~~~~
Airy POV: in the car.
"So how has life been cousin" Erick asked
"what have you two been up to?" Dwight asked
"while I lose my v-card in 6th grade to a 9th grader." Airy said
"that's awesome" Dwight said
"I lose my v-card in 8th grade to an 11th grader."
"nice" Erick said
"oh and both of us are BI" Airy said
"what?" Dwight and Erick asked as the car went to a stop.
"we both like girls and guys" Kyl said to them
"while thanks for telling us" Dwight said as he started to drive again.
"so do you know that matt is going to ask that band geek to marry him and that he still has his v-card?" Airy said
"NO we did not know about the marrying part but yes we knew about the v-card part" Dwight said in a low tone.
"So do you want to help us do something?" Kyl asked
Erick and Dwight looked at each other and nodded. "Sure but what is it?" Erick asked.
"you'll find out" Airy said and looked at Kyl and smile as he smiled back.