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Oh Baby

Deleted Scene 1

Hayley and Jeff are sleeping on Hayley's bed.

"Babe, I think we'll be the best parents ever" Jeff said.

"You bet babe" Hayley agreed.

"What do you say we make baby number 2?" Jeff suggested in a seductive tone.

"I like those odds" Hayley said as she got out of bed and attempted to remove her pajama shirt, only to hear something.

(Baby crying)

"Not again! Now I'll never get to see you naked!" Jeff complained.

"Oh come on Jeff, I'm sure you have nude photos of me" Hayley added.

"Whatever" Jeff grumbled as he and Hayley put on a bathrobe and went to pick up baby Mary, who was crying.

"Hi baby, mommy's here" Hayley said as she slightly lowered her shirt to breastfeed Mary.

"I'm going to bed. Goodnight, my angels" Jeff went back to bed.

End of Deleted Scene 1

Deleted Scene 2

Steve and Zoey were watching baby Mary, who suddenly fell asleep. Steve picks up the remote as his girlfriend holds on to his niece.

"Babies don't mind watching The Legend of Korra, do they?" he wondered.

"Steve, we'll watch it, but we have to be quiet" Zoey whispered.

They turn on the TV. Moments later, it was the scene where the infamous Korrasami scene becomes canon. Zoey wanted to scream in surprise, but as she was about to open her mouth, Steve stops her.

(Muffled screaming)

"Zoey! My niece!" Steve complained as he holds on to Mary on one arm and shutting his girlfriend's mouth with the other.

"I'm so sorry. Hang on" Zoey goes up to put Mary in her crib. She plays some Mozart music in the room and closes the door. She runs down the stairs. She tries to scream excitedly like those obnoxious Korrasami fans, but she couldn't.

"What the hell! (Coughs) Damn it Steve! You don't ever tell a hot girl to be quiet! Oh what the hell? I'm not going to be like those fans. I'm happy for Korra" she told herself as she went back downstairs.

End of Deleted Scene 2

Fashion Fever

Deleted Scene 3

Klaus just froze when he saw Hayley in her lingerie.

"Fish can't get boners, can they?" the goldfish wondered.

"Klaus, get out of here!" Hayley screamed as she puts on a robe.

"This is for me only fishy!" Jeff snapped as he closed the door. "Babe, I'll make sure nobody bothers you like that again."

"Thanks babe" Hayley said as she removed her robe, only to hear tree noises.

"Who is trying to stalk on my wife?!" Jeff snapped as he…grabbed a sword and threatened to hurt somebody. It was…Snot who fell down from the tree.

"Uh, can Steve come out and play?" he asked.

"GET OUT OF HERE SNOT!" Hayley screamed on top of her lungs, but Snot ran, smiling.

"Barry, I got a photo of Hayley in her undies!" he exclaimed as he called on his cell phone.

End of Deleted Scene 3

Deleted Scene 4

Steve, aka Stacey, goes backstage, only to see Eddie/Emma.

"Hello madam. You look fine today" Steve/Stacey said.

"Good to see you" Eddie/Emma smiled.

"Is that you Eddie? Is what you said is true? Are you Emma in disguise?" he/she wondered.

"Didn't you hear me go I'm Emma during you and your sister's musical number? That's me" Eddie/Emma explained. "Here" he/she replays the song as he/she rewinds to the part where he/she sings.

"I'm Emma (fast forwards) And I'm Emma…" Eddie/Emma replays it over and over again.

"Can I have your autograph?" Steve/Stacey begged.

"Sure" Eddie/Emma signed a piece of paper and gives it to Steve/Stacey.

"For the record, you're a straight cross dresser, right?" Steve/Stacey wondered.

"Yes, whoever you are. I have to go. We'll see each other soon" Eddie/Emma leaves.

"What does he mean soon? Oh well, time to save my sister" Steve/Stacey leaves as well.

End of Deleted Scene 4

Make Love, Not Star Wars

Deleted Scene 5

Steve is reading a Star Wars guidebook in his room.

"How on Earth am I supposed to beat this Eddagorn Skywalker? What does he know about Star Wars? Wait a second; it has to be a fat guy with no social life who spends all his time playing computer games. Yeah, that's it. All I have to do is give up on my social life and everything else and everything is perfect. Steven Anita, you are a genius!" he told himself, but he is now watching South Park. A few hours later, his eyes look mortified. It was the episode where the boys became fat after playing an infinite number of hours of World of Warcraft.

"It could have been me!" he whispered as he is hugging a pillow.

Hayley drops by.

"Steve, nobody wants to see that" she leaves.

End of Deleted Scene 5

Deleted Scene 6

Game Cutaway

After Steve's character has defeated Eddagorn Skywalker, a guy that looks like Darth Vader, but with American colors, show up.

"You did it son" the Darth Vader character said.

"Dad, is that you?" Steve asked.

Cutaway Ends

We see Stan playing the Star Wars game at the CIA.

Game Cutaway

"You are now ready to face Eddagorn Skywalker. Take the sword and make your dad proud. I believe in you son. Make the Smiths proud! I've never been able to say this before, but...I love you, son" Stan said as he sounds like he's dying.

"I know you do, dad. However, I already beat him" Steve explained.

Cutaway Ends

Stan takes off his headphones. He…suddenly shoots his laptop out of frustration. Bullock arrives.

"Smith, did you not have your afternoon nap?" he asked.

"No I didn't" he snarled.

"Yeah, I'll come back later. Carry on" Bullock walks away.

"Damn it son. You're always ahead of me! I pretend to die in the game for no reason! This is why we can never have nice things!" Stan snapped as he cleans up.

End of Deleted Scene 6

Super Size Steve

Deleted Scene 7

Steve is eating 10 steak tacos inside Taco Belle. He is drinking a bottle of Mexican Coke. A lot of people are looking at him.

"Oh my God, what is that teenage boy eating?" somebody wondered.

"I wonder if he's trying to beat the world record for most tacos eaten" another person though.

"Guys, I'm eating nothing but fast food for the next couple of weeks. Unless you have some food to spare, screw off!" he snapped, but the people…threw extra food at him.

"Thanks!" he eats it after finishing his 10 tacos.

"(Laughs) that kid is such a fatass" someone laughed.

"I heard that!" Steve shouted as he resumed eating.

End of Deleted Scene 7

Deleted Scene 8

Steve, who is now overweight, was caught by Hayley after he was seen with fast food wrappers on the bathtub.

"Steve, what's going on? How are you fat now when you look normal yesterday?" Hayley wondered.

"Hayley, I'm trying to prove Snot that I can eat fast food for 30 days and that if I win, he'll pay for my date with Zoey" Steve explained.

"Steve, it's going to kill you one day. How are you going to lose all that weight?" Hayley wondered.

"Zoey will help me" Steve explained.

"I don't know man" Hayley said.

Flashback

"Come on Hayley, work it! Work it!" Zoey is shouting through a microphone as Hayley is running on a treadmill to remove all that baby fat she had after giving birth to bath. Both of the girls had workout clothes, by the way.

Flashback Ends

"That explains why you were fat when you were pregnant with Mary" Steve chuckled.

Flashback

An 8 months pregnant Hayley is eating…everything from the fridge and consumed 5 extra large pizzas, orders of cheese fries, mozzarella sticks, Chinese food, fat sandwiches, burgers, hot dogs, fried chicken, and cakes.

Jeff walks down.

"Can I have some?" he asked.

"Go away, I'm starving!" Hayley resumes her eating.

Flashback Ends

"I'm so embarrassed" Hayley covers her face with her hands. Steve smiles.

End of Deleted Scene 8

There you have it. I'll upload more deleted scenes next week. This new fan fiction is not entirely on deleted scenes. It will have a trailer, special holiday episodes, and so on. Stay tuned.