Sonic had just finished packing his bags before his girlfriend Amy came in. You see, Sonic had just finished high school, and was about to attend the University of Sonic.
"Hi" said Amy, as she started to stroke his chubby blue penis, like a lion masturbating to Eli Manning.
He replied with "Oh yeah, that's the stuff Amy, don't stop" as Amy just made him horny, like Tony Romo fucking Bugs Bunny.
Amy would continue stroking it until Sonic said "I'm gonna be late to my first class Amy. I'm sorry that we can't finish this".
Disappointed, Amy replied with "Can you at least ejaculate into Knuckles Jr.?", as he was sitting on Sonic's bed, listening to his tunes, because he is cool.
"All right" said Sonic, as he drove it into Knuckles Jr. anus, to which Knuckles Jr. didn't care, as he was too cool to care.
"Well, I gotta go. See ya!" said Sonic, as he ran really fast to his first class at the University of Sonic.
Usually the police would not allow someone to go really fast on the roadway, but since it was Sonic, they allowed it.
Sonic just barely made it in time, as the teacher was about to close the door.
"Take a seat" said the teacher, as Sonic was huffing and puffing like a door knob after sucking off Bill Cosby.
"What is your name beautiful ;)?" said Sonic, as the teacher was pretty, and this made Sonic's penis grow really fast, because it is Sonic's penis, and it likes to go fast too.
"My name is Ms. Tits, and you need to go take your seat before I call the police".
Everyone was shocked, including Sonic, as they never had seen her be mad before.
Sonic responded to the threat with "I think that you need a lesson on licking cum off of my blue penis, Ms. Tits".
This stunned Ms. Tits, as she did not expect Sonic to know her weakness was blue penises.
"Well, I guess I haven't sucked a blue penis in a while" said Ms. Tits, as she pulled out her penis, and drove it into Shadow who was in the front row of the class.
This made Sonic and the rest of the class horny, as they all pulled out there penises and started furiously masturbating to the action that was happening in front of them, like a Jew fucking a penny.
Amy, meanwhile, was worried about Sonic, and went to check on him.
When she arrived at the door of his class, she smelled something fishy. Once she opened the door, a cum lake poured on top of Amy like Jaws fucking Jimmy Neutron.
She got all sticky, and when she looked inside, she found something horrifying.
Sonic, Ms. Tits, and the rest of the class were dead, as they had drowned from the cum lake that formed when they all ejaculated.
Amy then ran into a knife, and committed suicide like the Twin Towers did on 9/11. The police later literally came onto the scene with their chubby red penises.
It was truly a sad end to Sonic and his friends, as they all had been a victim of Obamacare, and aggressive pizzas.