A/N Hello and welcome to my first Sherlock-fanfic! This idea came to me while roleplaying Sherlock with my friend, Jen. The conversation you will see in chapter 1, and probably some future chapters as well, are extracts from conversations we've had, but I'll write new thing's as well c': I hope that you like it! And oh, in case you haven't noticed, John's texts are bold and Sherlock's ones are in italics ^^ A/N

When are you coming home? –SH

I don't know. Have some things to do. –JW

When are you getting off work then? Lestrade wants to keep me on this case until four. –SH

I thought you could just go when you've solved it… I'll be in the neighborhood at three, I think. I need to get some clothes at the cleaners a few blocks from Baker Strett. –JW

Fine. I'll text you when I'm on my way home. Can you bring some shots? I need it for my head. –SH

Sure… I suppose. You really should stop that drinking. –JW

I'm a grown man, I can do whatever I want. –SH

Oh yeah? Then act like one. –JW

Please, I am acting like a proper adult. –SH

Whatever. Please stop bothering me now, I'm on a date. –JW

All the more reason to bother you. –SH

Why? –JW

So she realizes that you'll never love her like that. –SH

Shut up and stop ruining my dates, Sherlock. –JW

Why? –SH

Because it would be nice to have a successful one once in a while. –JW

We have successful ones all the time. –SH

Don't be silly, we're not dating. –JW

Dating is when two people go out and have fun, right? We do that all the time. –SH

There's a difference between dating and going out for fun. If you date someone you're usually interested in more than friendship. We're not. Or have I missed something? –JW

You are the one dating without feeling anything for the women you go out with. I'm watching your dates for information, and you don't really like those women for more than friends, if even that. –SH

You're unbelievable. –JW

You're just obvious. –SH

And you're mean. –JW

I am simply observing. –SH

A/N How was this for a first chapter? I hope that the idea isn't too weird, or too mainstream already ^^ please leave your thoughts about it in a review! ^_^ Most importantly, thank you for reading this :D A/N