Hey! So, this is my first fanfic and I hope you like it!

WARNING: CHARACTERS ARE EXTREMELY IDIOTIC... NOT RECOMMENDED FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. ALSO, CHARACTERS ARE TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER...

Chapter 1: THE NEW SIX

Today was the day that the new Noble Six was joining Noble Team. Everyone was standing around, bored out of their minds, waiting for he/she to arrive. No-one was particularly surprised to see their new team member walk in early. A elderly looking man stepped up, his eyes on the new comer. "This are new number Six?" He asked. Six took a dislike to him straight away. He was creepy, overly large, and had this massive thing on his chest plate that looked like a battery.

"Affirmative," another man said. Six looked around, seeing what everyone looked like. There was the creepy and tall guy, a good looking man in blue armor, a sour looking female in cyan armor, a man with a massive knife and a skull on his helmet, a sly looking man in one of the Falcons outside... And Six. Six was female with white as her primary and secondary colors. She was a black visor and ammo on her chest piece and one of her shoulder pads. The other was the same as Emile's, but without the massive knife.

"Right Six, I'm Carter (Noble One), that's Kat (Noble Two), Emile (four), and Jorge (five). You're riding with me, Noble." He said everything in a super flat tone. That bothered Six. She also noticed that he didn't even mention the dude in the Falcon. "Sir." She replied, just as flatly. They all worked out and attempted to climb into the same Falcon.

"No!" Carter yelled. "Six and Jun with me, Kat and Jorge with Emile!" He pointed to Emile who was sitting on his own in the other Falcon.

"Welcome to Reach!" The sly man called Jun said energetically.

"Thanks.." Six replied, still amused at what an idiotic team this was.

"So, Six..." Jorge said creepily. "Tell us about yourself..." Six stared at him. "I don't like to talk about it. Why don't you tell us why you have a giant battery attached to your chest? Does it power you or something?" She asked smartly. Emile snorted loudly, while Jorge looked down at his feet sadly. "I thought we could be friends!" He yelled angrily.

"Oh, of course. Silly me. Wouldn't it be amazing to be friends with you.." Her voice crawled with sarcasm. Carter laughed but covered it for a hacking cough. Kat looked over to him, concerned. "You alight there, Commander?"

Carter took a big breath, as if struggling to breath. "Uh... Yes... Anyway, nearly there people!"

"Um.. Where?" Jun asked, confused. "You never actually told us!"

Carter looked stumped. "Didn't I? ... Um, we're looking for some missing troopers. They'll be alright!" Carter said, waving his hand by. "I mean, it's not like it's the Covenant, is it?" Six got the impression that he wasn't a very good commander. As they landed, Six could have sworn you saw some movement disappearing around the corner, but she ignored it. They moved closer to this old farm barn/house, finding blood and plasma everywhere. They move on, finding another structure. Inside is were some farmers with a lot of facial hair.

"On your knees NOW!" Emile yells in the leaders face as he steps outside to confront them.

"Those are not aliens, Emile!" Jorge said, shaking his head. "There is no need to point your gun in their face, okay?" Six also noticed that Jorge treated Emile like a little boy. Jun's worried voice came over COMMS saying that there was movement at the next structure.

"Noble Team, double time it!" Carter orders. Six speeds ahead and distinctly hears Jorge shout out: "OI! YOU'RE NOT A LONE WOLF ANYMORE!" Six immediately slows down and trips him up. Emile burst out laughing and Jun falls out of his Falcon above. He hits the ground making a carter which makes Emile laugh even more.

"SHUT UP!" Jorge yells. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

In the structure, Carter finds one of the missing troopers. "Damn! ...Looks like they were interrogated. It's messy."

"Hey Boss?" Six says to Carter. She's bending over some footprints. "These aren't human. They're Elite footprints... You said that the troopers were interrogated, but Elite's can't speak english..." Carter looked dumbstruck. "They can't? ... That would explain a lot!" Six rolled her eyes at Carter stupidity. As they moved on, a weird clanking sound was heard.

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?!" Emile yelled. They moved further on and came across some windows. Six looked out and found the source of the weird noise. A Skirmisher. Six quickly grabbed her pistol and headshot it.

Everything else went pretty quickly... They fought against the Covenant... Six got knocked out by a raged Elite... Yeah, quite a good first day for Six...

Ok, I know that was pretty darn short but... OH WELL! I'll try and make the others longer. I would have done more of the level but I couldn't be bothered!

Hope you enjoyed it! I'll update as soon as I can... Hopefully sometime this week!

I DO NOT OWN HALO. BUNGIE DOES.

Also, soon enough I'm gonna do more Halo Fanfics along with other ones. I'm doing a Halo/Avengers crossover, but I won't publish until I finish this one!