A/N - Thankyou all for your comments, as always any feedback is much appreciated. In response to anatomy135's analysis of my work, "Probie, not probey and hes a guy not girl," I would like to point out that the phrase "big girl" is in fact a British expression implying weakness in a male, possibly short for "big girl's blouse". As for his assertion that "I mean it doesnt have a plot charactrs name r spelld rong", I have to agree, and will bear this in mind for future forays into the exciting world of fanfiction. Thanks again! Now on with the fic... - A/N
"Hey guys," shouted Tony DeNozo excitedly, "come and look at this!"
They all clustered around his computer to see what he'd found. "This better not be porn," warned David, who was a girl.
"Actually, It's not. Aliens have landed in the Caribbean and taken over a small island! Apparently they've turned it into the party capital of the world, but one of them keeps killing people!"
"What's that got to do with us?" asked Probey.
"Well," said Tony, "their spaceship landed on a Marine."
"Great, let's go!" said Gibbs, slapping them all on the back of the head without provocation.
So they flew off to the Caribbean and Gibbs cleverly thwarted the aliens (it turned out it was the one alien we met that apparently had nothing to do ith the plot) while the others partied hard.
"Well, time to go," said Gibbs sadly.
"Actually, Boss... I've decided to stay behind," said Tony, and everyone gasped.
Probey started to cry. "But Tony... without you, it just wouldn't be NCIS!"
"C'mere, you big girl," said Tony, opening his arms for an embrace Probey eagerly accepted.
"But... I always loved you..." whimpered Probey, just loud enogh for Tony to hear.
"Reel it in, Probey," said Tony tenderly, patting his head, "reel it in."