This is kind of like the stepbrother of the friend of Facebook Official (which is on my profile.) In other words, that's another Facebook fic.
Stan Marsh is in a relationship with Kyle Broflovski.
-Kenny McCormick, Randy Marsh, cupid!Cartman, fag hags and 5756 others like this.
-cupid!Cartman fags stick 2gether
Kenny McCormick is in a relationship with Butters Stotch.
-Kenny McCormick, fag hags and 27 otherslike this.
-Stan Marsh what the fuck
-Stan Marsh what the actual fuck dude
-Clyde Donovan o.O
-Eric Cartman ewwww more fags
-Eric Cartman no homophobe
-Stan Marsh dude cartman you rip on me and kyle for being fags all the time
-Eric Cartman thats bcuz i h8 u guys
-Eric Cartmanso so much
Butters Stotch is in a relationship with Kenny McCormick.
-Kenny McCormick, fag hags and 12 others like this.
-Clyde Donovan O.o
-Steven Stotch What is this? You're grounded, mister!
-Butters Stotch im sorry…
-Butters Stotch oh hamburgers
-Steven Stotch That's right mister! Now go to your room!
-Kenny McCormick he's grounded for being gay?
-Linda Stotch No, for having this posted past this bedtime.
Kenny McCormick thinks Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski should just fuck already :|
-238479 people like this.
-Kyle Broflovski Kenny, why?
-Kenny McCormick just saying ;)
-Kyle Broflovski You don't have to post it on Facebook! My mom could see this!
-Kenny McCormick :P
-Stan Marsh … we already have?
-Stan Marsh fucked i mean
-Kenny McCormick likes this comment.
-Sheila Broflovski WHATWHATWHAT?
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Kyle Broflovski — Stan Marsh
Dude. So like, there's a school dance tomorrow. Wanna go with me?
Stan Marsh — Kyle Broflovski
dude
seriously
youre asking me on facebook
Kyle Broflovski — Stan Marsh
What? I'm not gonna wait until tomorrow at school…
Stan Marsh — Kyle Broflovski
then you could just come over
or call me
maybe
Kyle Broflovski — Stan Marsh
But I like Facebook :(
Stan Marsh — Kyle Broflovski
fuck u
-Kenny McCormick i'm sure you do, stan
-Kyle Broflovski Kenny, go away, we're supposed to be fighting.
-Kenny McCormick i can fuck you, if that's the case ;)
-Kyle Broflovski Aren't you supposed to be in a relationship?
-Kenny McCormick good point. Butters Stotch – threeway?
-Butters Stotch huh what?
-Kyle Broflovski NO. GOD. EW, KENNY. NO.
-God Did someone say my name?
-Kenny McCormick eh, more for me
-Kenny McCormick get the hand lotion, butters, i'm coming over :D
-Stan Marsh wow kenny classy on my wall post too
-Kyle Broflovski likes this comment.
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Stuart McCormick im white trash n im in trouble
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Eric Cartman just saw the new ginger jew girl in skool. get ready 4 ur new gf Kyle Broflovski
-cupid!Cartman likes this.
-Stan Marsh uh
-Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick like this comment.
-Stan Marsh but he's already taken?
-Stan Marsh by me?
-Token Black no cartman
-Kyle Broflovski No, fatass, I don't want to be set up with anyone by you.
-Eric Cartman but u n da fag r fightin…
-Kenny McCormick are you kidding? did you see them at the dance last night?
-Bebe Stevens omg that was so cute!
-Wendy Testaburger The cutest thing ever! :D
-Heidi Turner i couldn't stop staring!
-Patty Nelson ikr!
-Kenny McCormick wtf attack of the fag hags
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Nichole is in a relationship with Token Black.
-Eric Cartman and cupid!Cartman like this.
-Eric Cartman omg
-cupid!Cartmanso cuuuuute
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God likes fucking people.
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Bridon Gueermo made it to championships!
-Wendy Testaburger, Heidi Turner and a shitload of other girls like this.
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Randy Marsh has an idea for a new musical! ft handjobs
-Sharon Marsh Ooh, I can help.
-Stan Marsh ewwww mom
-Stan Marsh ewwwwwww dad
-Stan Marsh ewwwwwwwwww no
-Shelly Marsh fuck u dad
-Randy Marsh what?
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Eric Cartman is now friends with Cthuhlu.
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Shelly Marsh is in a relationship with Larry Feegan.
-Kyle Broflovski But I thought he died.
-Kenny McCormick oh, if only you said that after every one of my deaths
-Kyle Broflovski What? But you haven't died, Kenny.
-Kenny McCormick don't worry about it.
-Shelly Marsh we had a deal with satan
-Shelly Marshand poseidon
Larry Feegan — Shelly Marsh
you make me come out of my shell, shelly
-Shelly Marsh likes this.
Larry Feegan — Shelly Marsh
your voice is like bells, shelly
-Shelly Marshlikes this.
Larry Feegan — Shelly Marsh
with you everything's well, shelly
-Shelly Marshlikes this.
Larry Feegan — Shelly Marsh
you helped me survive hell, shelly.
-Shelly Marshlikes this.
Kyle Broflovski OKAY I THINK WE GET IT Larry Feegan
-Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman and 2 others like this.
-Shelly Marsh SHUT UP TURD
Larry Feegan — Shelly Marsh
you make me want to be a better person
shell-y
-Shelly Marshlikes this.
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Eric Cartman — Kyle Broflovski
jews
Kyle Broflovski — Eric Cartman
No.
Eric Cartman — Kyle Broflovski
play st00pid games
Eric Cartman — Kyle Broflovski
jews
Kyle Broflovski — Eric Cartman
NO.
Eric Cartman — Kyle Broflovsi
thats y their lame
-Kenny McCormick they're*
-Kyle Broflovskilikes this comment.
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Kenny McCormick likes NASCAR.
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Scott Malkinson has a lisp and diabetes!
-Eric Cartman and 14 others like this.
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Wendy Testaburger — Kyle Broflovski
Wendy Testaburger just beat your high score on Tetris Battle! Can you beat her?
Wendy Testaburger — Eric Cartman
Wendy Testaburger just beat your high score on Tetris Battle! Can you beat her?
-Eric Cartman NO
-Eric Cartman NO
-Eric Cartman DIE HO
-Eric Cartman I WILL BEET U
-Clyde Donovan lol
-Wendy Testaburger Haha, and you said that I would suck. P.S. I already BEAT you. In both senses.
-Eric Cartman fuck u omg no go die
-Kyle Broflovski Yeah, she beat me too. Was that really your first time, Wendy?
-Wendy Testaburger Yep! Number 1 on the leaderboard after my first game!
-Kyle Broflovski How is that even possible?
-Eric Cartman no ho cheated
-Eric Cartman bitch hacked in2 servr
-Eric Cartman die skank
-Wendy Testaburger Hey! I wouldn't cheat!
-Eric Cartman nigga plz
-Token Black…
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Craig Tucker so Tweek Tweak just fell asleep on me… +∩+ ._. +∩+
-Fag hags like this.
-Tweek Tweak GAH! im sorry!
-Tweek Tweak GAH TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
-Craig Tucker its ok +∩+ ._. +∩+
-Tweek Tweak OH MY GOD!
-Tweek Tweak IM SORRY! I DIDNTT HAVE ANY COFFEEE YESTERDAY!
-Craig Tucker well its obvious uve had some 2day… +∩+ ._. +∩+
-Token Blackwhy do you do that craig. just. why.
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Eric Cartman WHO IS The Coon? BUY YOUR T-SHIRTS TOMORROW AT SCHOOL DURING ALL LUNCHES!
Kyle Broflovski — The Coon
Eric Cartman
-Eric Cartman no….
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Kyle Broflovski just saw the Jewpacabra today! :O
-Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick like this.
-Eric Cartman OH SHIT
-Eric Cartman NOOOOO
-Eric Cartman NOOOOOOOO
-Eric Cartman NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Butters Stotch — Kyle Broflovski
hey fellas! u were rite, eric is hiding under his bed rite now. even tho first i acidentaly peeked in2 teh rong room n thot he wuz the 1 sticking his weirner in ms cartmans butt.
Kyle Broflovski — Butters Stotch
TMI. But thanks, dude.
Kyle Broflovski — Stan Marsh
I'm thinking of posting that as my Facebook status once a week.
Stan Marsh — Kyle Broflovski
haha
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Stan Marsh — Kyle Broflovski
wanna come over?
-Kyle Broflovski Sure :)
-Randy Marsh r u guys playing guitar hero?
-Stan Marsh … yeah dad
-Randy Marsh ooh wait 4 me i want 2 cum!
-Randy Marsh lol
-Stan Marsh… no dad
Randy Marsh — Stan Marsh
y did i c u n kyle makin out! i thot u were playin vid games!
-Stan Marsh dad no stop
-Stan Marsh did you NOT see my relationship status on fb jesus christ you wanted me to use it
-Randy Marsh oh…
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Eric Cartman is in a relationship with Wendy Testaburger.
-Candy shipperslike this.
-Stan Marsh ok no THIS is what the actual fuck
-Kyle BroflovskiMaybe she lost a bet?
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Pip Pirrup Cheerio!
-British peoplelike this.
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Stan Marsh just uploaded a photo: "look at kyles hair"
-Kenny McCormickandBebe Stevenslike this.
-Bebe Stevens nice ass ;)
-Kyle Broflovski DUDE NO I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST IT ON FACEBOOK.
-Stan Marsh haha
-Token Black why is he half naked?
-Kenny McCormick dude, why do you think?
-Craig Tucker gay +∩+ ._. +∩+
-Kenny McCormick speak for yourself
-Craig Tucker+∩+ ._. +∩+
Kyle Broflovski listened to Gersplush on SoundCloud.
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-Eric Cartman and 19 others like this.
-Stan Marsh dude that band is shitty
-Other cynical assholeslike this comment.
-Stan Marsh no wait
-Stan Marsh okfajjy its buhhegettegr nowzcsd
-Kyle Broflovski *sigh* Time to confiscate your beer again...
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The Pope — God
What do you want me to tell your people now, Master?
P.S. The rabbit is still in good hands.
God — The Pope
Make me a sandwich.
The Pope — God
Yes Master.
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Kyle Broflovski listed Ike Broflovski as his brother.
-Stan Marsh dude hes like 2
-Kyle Broflovski Not really, lol. Besides, he's definitely mature enough to get a Facebook. I mean, he banged a chick when he was in kindergarten!
-Kenny McCormick dude, only real men take it up the ass like you ;)
-Kyle Broflovski KENNY!
-Stan Marsh how would you know hes the one who takes it up the ass
-Kenny McCormicki guessed?
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Token Black is now single.
-Wendy Testaburgerlikes this.
-cupid!Cartman WHAT
-Eric Cartman NOOOOO
-cupid!Cartman CRYYYY
-Eric CartmanSOBBBB
Kyle Broflovski saw the Jewpacabra again!
-Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick like this.
Eric Cartman sdflkjdsflkj worst day evr
-Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick like this.
-Eric Cartman i h8 u guys
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Mysterion meeting tonight at the lair!
-The Coon no fag thats mah basement
-Mint Berry Crunch should i bring my cereal bowl?
-Mysterion The Coon: your mom's letting us use it. Mint Berry Crunch: uh... no.
-Liane Cartman sorry poopsiekins!
-The Coon fuk u mom
-The Coon i mean
-The Coon fuk me
-Tupperware r we gunna need lemon squares?
-Mysterion probs
-Human Kite Okay, I'll let Toolshed know since his mom makes the best lemon squares. He's right here with me :)
-Mysterion mmmm, kite/toolshed sex.
-Human Kite Ew, dude.
-Professor Chaos can i com 2?
-Mysterion yeah, but we'll need to lock you up
-Mysterion i'll deal with you later ;)
-Henrietta Biggle bradley mom wants u 2 watch conformist movies w/ her 2night
-Mint Berry Crunch okay! sorry i can't come guys!
-Mysterionthat's perfectly fine. seriously.
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Kanye West is a gay fish.
-2198798like this.
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Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick and 10 others like blowjobs.
-Randy Marsh com 2 my new muscal!
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Kyle Broflovski posted a link on Stan Marsh's wall. http;/canadiannews,com/articles/,php Dude, did you see this?
NEWS REPORT: The end of fart jokes? Comedians Terrance and Phillip, known on their show Terrance and Phillip, and also the ex-husbands of the Queef Sisters, were supposedly attempting to have anal sex when they realized that they could not find Phillip's asshole! Witnesses say... Read more.
-Stan Marsh wait what
-Kyle Broflovski I know right? IT'S THE END OF TERRANCE AND PHILLIP FOREVER! NO MORE FARTS :'(
-Stan Marsh no kyle that smileys gay
-Stan Marsh i mean they were going to have sex
-Kyle Broflovski Oh. Yeah. I guess.
-Kyle Broflovski Still. NO MORE FARTS D8
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Eric Cartman whyre there fags everywere
-Boy Scouts of America and Westboro Baptist Church like this.
-Eric Cartman no homophobe
-Westboro Baptist Church yes homophobe
-Big Gay Al No, we hate fags too!
-Mr. Slave yeah!
-Some Other Gay Guy Them and their Harleys!
-Eric Cartman no i wuz talkin abt gay ppl
-Westboro Baptist Church They're okay as long as we can convert them. Or protest at their funerals.
-Satan You're okay as long as I kill you.
-98023469 peoplelike this.
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Satan — Damien Thorn
Clean your room!
Damien Thorn — Satan
Leave me alone Dad. Go fuck Saddam Hussein.
Satan — Damien Thorn
Sadface :(
Satan My son hates me, my boyfriend hates me, I'm surrounded by retarded demons all the time, I don't have a best friend... I can't live like this anymore.
-God Don't do it Satan. *pats you*
-Satan *sniffles* God, can you help me?
-God I don't know about that, my life isn't much better. I'm half-cat and half-hippo, surrounded by fucking Mormons all the time, and Michael always plays his fucking harp and it sounds like shit.
-Michael hey :(
-God But we'll get through this, Satan. I know we can.
-GodOnly an eternity to go.
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Eric Cartman likes Vagisil.
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Kyle Broflovski The Jewpacabra was in my backyard!
-Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick like this.
Liane Cartman my son refuses to leave my room right now. not tonight, boys.
-Jimmy Vulmer a-a-a-a-a-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-aw-awwwwww
-Towelie damn
-Liane Cartmansorry boys
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Butters Stotch owie! i cant sit down!
-Kenny McCormicklikes this.
-Kenny McCormick sorry babe ;)
-Kyle Broflovski EW DUDES TMI
-Stan Marsh kyle was like that too yesterday dont worry
-Kyle Broflovski DUDE!
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Kenny McCormick added a Life Event: Deceased. (Today)
-Stan Marsh oh my god they killed kenny!
-Kyle Broflovski You bastards!
-Butters Stotch D:
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Eric Cartman likes Ziplining.
-Stan Marsh what?
-Eric Cartman i likd it just 2 unlike it.
-Stan Marsh oh
-Kyle Broflovski That makes no sense.
-Eric Cartman shutup jew
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Kenny McCormick added a Life Event: Birth. (Today)
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Butters Stotch yay im not grounded anymore!
-Linda Stotch I don't think so young man! When was this posted?
-Butters Stotch 8:01... oh hanmburgers
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Satan is in a relationship with God.
-Pip Pirrup, cupid!Cartman and 8 others like this.
Kenny McCormick oh.
Kenny McCormick well then.