I can't BELIEVE how many reviews, views, favorites, ect I've gotten from Down Time. Obviously you guys REALLY love LoZ stuff. So do I!

:D

So anyway, this is sort of a mini spin-off from Down Time, and if you want to go read the prequel thing first, be my guest. This is sort of REALLY random this time.

RECAP: In Down Time, Link took all these breaks from saving the world and stuff, and Midna got mad at him. Well, here's a few more breaks taken at some point in the game. Enjoy, everyone.

BEFORE THE THIRD FUSED SHADOW…

"LINK! USE YOUR FRIGGEN' WOLF SENSES TO SENSE THE TRAIL, SMART ONE!" Midna yelled at Wolf Link as she desperately tried to hold on for dear life as the Hylian hero darted around Hyrule Field in a tight circle.

"I….can't help it…Midna…my tail…fun to chase…!" Link panted, running in dizzying circles again and again and again.

"WHY DID THE GODS CHOOSE YOU AND NOT SOMEONE SANE?" Midna screamed, barely keeping her helmet thing on her head.

"It's because…the Gods…like people…with a…sense of….fun and humor…!" Link began spinning faster.

Midna lifted her face to the sky and cursed the Gods, Link, Twilight, how hot Hyrule Field was, wine, Stephanie Meyer, Bowser, being a imp, Zant, Ganondorf, giant spiders, frogs, Sonic the Hedgehog, Garfield, Justin Bieber, boys in general, and wolves.

"Dang, I never knew you could use the F-word in a sentence like that so…nicely…" Link muttered, still darting after his tail.

"Please stop spinning! I'm going to throw up!" Midna screamed again.

That was about when Link did something that most stupid dogs don't end up doing.

He actually caught his tail.

"Hey, I did it!" He said happily. Then his wolfish eyes got wide and watery, and he let his tail go and howled, "OWWW! MY PRECIOUS TAIL!"

Midna fell off Link's back and didn't get back up. "I refuse to accompany you further until you mature from a puppy to an adult.…"

LATER…

Link was back to being a normal 18-year old kid…well…he wasn't exacally normal anyway. I mean, just look at him.

"Did you know that earwax tastes like it smells?" Link asked Midna.

Midna's already light green face turned a darker shade. "No…"

"Yeah, me neither until about twelve seconds ago."

Midna began to think that the Gods were playing a cruel joke on her by putting her in this situation. She silently cursed them while Link pulled his left foot out of his boot and began picking at it.

"Wow, those boots really give you blisters…"

Midna took a deep breath, counted to 45 billion, and thought about killing Link in the evilest and most painful way possible. It made her calmer.

"Link, hrouey jikkro saamn!" Midna motioned for him to put his boot back on.

"But it hurts…" Link whined.

"No! vijo saank krikko." Midna hissed.

"But I don't want to go find the last Shadow thing right now!"

Midna thought about all the direct English she actually knew. "Too bad, buster!"

And they were off.

Wow…This is worse than I thought. Anyway, I promise Link won't be as dumb in the later chapters here. I was just getting warmed up. And in case you don't know, when Link is a wolf, he and Midna understand each other directly. When Link is a human again, Midna'll speak Twiliese and Link will sort of reflect back what she said in his answer, ok? NO FLAMES, PLEASE.