Credit goes to both The Amazing World of Gumball and my new favorite app, Dumb Ways to Die.

Set fire to your hair.

(Shows Principal Brown with his hair on fire in the episode 'The Sock')

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.

(Shows Gumball poking Tina while she was asleep in the episode 'The Quest')

Eat medicine that's out of date.

(Shows Gumball holding the blue and orange pills and Penny on the floor having an allergic reaction in the episode 'The Dream')

Use your private parts as piranha bait.

(Shows Gumball inside of Darwin's mouth in the episode 'The Helmet')

Dumb ways to die.

So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie.

So many dumb ways to die.

Get your toast out with a fork.

(Shows the taster shooting bread at Gumball, Darwin, and Teri in the episode 'The Virus')

Do your own electrical work.

(Shows Richard smashing the TV satellite with a ladder in the episode 'The Authority')

Teach yourself how to fly.

(Shows Darwin waving two tennis rackets and hitting himself against the shed in the episode 'The Sidekick')

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie.

(Shows Richard drinking expired milk from the episode 'The Microwave')

Dumb ways to die.

So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie.

So many dumb ways to die.

Invite a psycho killer inside.

(Shows Sal Left Thumb entering the gas station in the episode 'The Spoon')

Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride.

(Shows Richard hammering Mr. Robinson's car in the episode 'The Car')

Take your helmet off in outer space.

(Shows Gumball in space in the episode 'The Debt')

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.

(Shows Richard, Anais, and Darwin on top of an activated clothes dryer in the episode 'The Goons')

Dumb ways to die.

So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie.

So many dumb ways to die.

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.

(Shows Kenneth trying to eat Darwin in the episode 'The Microwave')

Sell both your kidneys on the internet.

(Shows Gumball and Darwin on Elmore Plus in the episode 'The Colossus')

Eat a tube of super glue.

(Shows Banana Joe lending Gumball his glue in the episode 'The Banana')

I wonder, what's this red button do.

(Shows Gumball activating Electro Fat in the episode 'The Poltergeist')

Dumb ways to die.

So many dumb ways to die.

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie.

So many dumb ways to die.

Dress up like a moose during hunting season.

(Shows Richard grabbing onto Mr. Fitzgerald in the episode 'The Watch')

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.

(Shows Gumball getting stung by a wasp in the episode 'The Bumpkin')

Stand on the edge of a train station platform.

(Shows Gumball with his finger stuck in the bus door, while the bus was moving in the episode 'The Curse')

Drive around the boom gates of a level crossing.

(Shows Gumball falling off the edge of the unfinished bridge in the episode 'The Curse')

Run across the tracks between the platforms.

(Shows Gumball running and then hitting himself in the episode 'The Helmet')

They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly the Dumbest ways to die.

Dumbest ways to die.

Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie.

So many dumb...so many dumb ways to die.

I really hope that someone makes a YouTube video of this and shows me.