Hey everybody.
-crickets chirp-
Lyuna: Err, I don't think they care much.
Sigh... Never mind... R&R please...
I came up with this when I was horsing around with my friends and asking each other "What if...?" in Fire Emblem style. As of now, I am considering making this a multi-chaptered fic. But I only have 6 questions, so yeah. And if the questions offend you...
GOMENASAI!!
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Fire Emblem Q&A – FE07 and FE08
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Welcome to the FE Labs Question and Answer service! Ever had a question you wanted to know about FE07 and FE08? Never fear! Here at FE Labs, our professional research and answer teams brave storm and shine to procure the right answers! Shall we?
1. What if Neimi died? What would happen to Colm? RubyEyes
A. After posing some questions to the subject, we studied the information retrieved from the subject's answers and used this data to construct a simulation of the subject. After several malfunctions in the simulation leading to an emotionless sim-thief, we scrapped this project and built a new one. We are proud to present to the world our findings.
Upon observing our sim-Colm's reactions, we learnt that if Neimi is removed from the thief's life, he would go into an instant state of depression. He would also hallucinate and stare into the distance, waving dreamily at a non-existent archer. Thus, we advise that you do not send your pink-haired archer into life-threatening battles. Unless you like an emo thief. Then yes, go ahead.
2. If the scientists and researchers at FE Labs could go into FE07 and FE08, what would they do? Fubuki
A. A majority of our scientists would go into FE08 and give the Silver Knight a tight slap on the face for his third Support Conversation with the Princess Eirika and the BORING second one. However, there is one exception. The eccentric leader of our Research Department would rather make the rogue Rennac down a love potion while facing the Princess L'Arachel. Weird girl.
As for FE07, every single member of FE Labs would rather play matchmaker between the archer Wil and the Pegasus knight Florina. At least we agree on something.
3. Why can't I achieve a Rennac/ L'Arachel pairing? InnocentIllusion
A. Well, this has something to do with the fact that-
Blame it all on Rennac. End of story.
4. I found an item called Cupid's Bow in my FE07 & 08 games. What does it do? MistCleric
A. Congratulations, MistCleric! You are the lucky owner of not just one, but two Cupid's Bows! This item is an extremely coveted item in inner Fire Emblem circles! It has powers succeeding even the prowess of-
My sincerest apologies. Our eccentric RD leader got hold of your question. Allow me to explain this in a more logical way.
The Cupid's Bow is an extremely rare and highly sought after item that appears only once in a blue moon. It, as its name suggests, can be used to matchmake two lucky individuals, such as Wil and Florina or Rennac and L'Arachel, thus unlocking Support Level S. Use your newfound power wisely.
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And... If you don't want it...
Our RD leader does.
5. HELP! SOS SIGNAL! Something's gone wacko with my game! Suddenly, Matthew and Guy are able to unlock Support Level S! And this is before Leila dies! WHAT'S GOING ON?! WinterScent
A. Oh no. The worse has happened. WinterScent, we are very, very sad to have to convey this message to you. A yaoi fangirl has gotten hold of your game and done something to its programming. Continue monitoring your in-game characters. If it's just the two of them, then notify us and we'll send over a solution through email. However...
If Lord Jellywood and Hector start acting intimately, there's nothing we can do. You'll have to... gulp Restart your game. Our deepest condolences and apologies.
6. I dunno if this is a glitch, but suddenly the characters in my game are phasing out of the cartridge and befriending me! They even ganged up on the neighbourhood bullies! What's happening? Is this a glitch, or what? Child of Morning Sun
A. WHAT?! You should be rejoicing! Who CARES if it's a glitch or not?
Distant voices are heard in the background.
"LEADER! Stop taking over the answer column and get back to work!"
"NO! NEVER!"
There are sounds of a scuffle, a loud crash, and then a chair topples over.
Our Answer Column for today ends here. Please send in any other queries you may have to our email at or call our hotline, 1800-FELABS. Thank you for choosing FE Labs and not our cheap rival service.
"Restrain her! Don't let her get away, no matter what it takes!"
Hey guys? The Answer Column is supposed to be ending?
"Let. Me. GO!!"
"AAAAAAH!"
Oh, to heck with this.
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This just took bud in my mind. I was obliged to post this.
Lyuna: Obliged to whom? Yourself or your lecture pad?
Quit teasing, Lyuna.
The eccentric RD leader is supposed to be me. Based on Komui from D.Gray-Man. P
Flames will be given to Joshua for training practice. He's getting a little rusty.
Um... Questions, please? And reviews would be nice, too!