Crash, the reason that he can't talk is he used to drink lightning when he was 2.
"Are you mad?" Crash said. "I can't talk in the games because the game makers don't want to pay someone to sound my voice."
Crash, he shaves his head to get a Mohawk.
"What! I don't shave my hair is shaped like that."
He's dating his own sister.
"I don't date family!"
Well you were hugging her yesterday.
"She's my sister! I love her because she's my sister!"
He becomes constipated from eating ants and old running shoes.
"You are so stupid." Crash said.
The only reason he can get the crystals is that Cortex feels bad for him.
"Cortex hates me. What world are you living in."
Crash, he trips over his own shoes because he is retarded.
"Now you're starting to annoy me buddy."
The reason he looks so demented is because he fell on his face every second until last week.
"That made no sense."
Now you know Crash, the head shaving, sister dating, ant eater, retarded and demented person.
"Shut up!" Crash exploded.
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