Lol, I got inspired today to make this story when I was at McDonalds and they had a garbage can that said "Thank You" when I put garbage in it. This is actually going to be what happened there to me, just changing the characters and some (Most XD) of the dialogue, most of the really funny moments are there

CHARACTERS BEING REAL PEOPLE THERE

Roxas: Me

Sora: My Brother

THE MCDONALDS TALKING GARBAGE CAN INCIDENT!

"Teehee, I'm all blue today" Roxas said as he, Sora, Ventus, Terra, Riku, and Axel walked into the McDonalds. Roxas was wearing an almost all blue outfit, as he was wearing black pants, but other than that he was all blue

"And my shoelaces are CHECKERED!" he exclaimed

Everyone just ignored him; he was in a hyper mood from the many cookies he probably snagged that day,

"So, what do you want Rox?" Axel asked

Roxas told Axel what he wanted and dashed off to find somewhere to sit, Ventus and Sora doing the same but taking a little longer deciding

As Roxas sat down he looked around, the McDonalds had been renovated since he was last there, he did that until Ventus and Sora came over, they had a table of four next to a table of two, Roxas was in a corner with Sora next to him on the bench-like chair in the wall and Ven was sitting across from them,

The trio sat there, bored until Terra came with the straws and ketchup, Sora shrunk against Roxas saying "Ahh! Ketchup!" and Ven laughed

Roxas picked up a straw, "Keyblade fight!" he said, taking off the paper wrapping and slashing the straw around like a keyblade, Ven picked another up another one and did the same, minus the slashing part

Sora picked up his straw and…dropped it. Ven laughed as he said "Straw down!" Then Sora picked it up again and was just about to take off the wrapping when he…dropped it again

By this time Roxas and Ven were laughing at Sora's failing to pick up the straw, but the third time he actually managed to pick it up and the trio had a straw keyblade fight until the other trio came over with food.

Axel and Riku sat at the table of two, and Terra sat in the last seat of the table of four

That McDonalds was doing a Monopoly thing again, they peeled off their stickers and looked at what they got.

"Man, just starting out and we already have two of the same railroad and two of the same pink one!" Axel complained

Terra gave a small laugh and they continued to eat their food.

Over by the bathrooms a little girl approached the garbage can and dropped something in it, she jumped back, as if she was surprised and ran away

Ven stared at the garbage can "Is a garbage can really that scary?" he asked

"Nah" Riku replied "it's probably one of those ones where it says 'Thank You' when you put garbage in"

Roxas' eyes lit up "Really?" he said "I wanna try that!" and Axel laughed "After we're done our food you can put the garbage in there Roxas"

"Yaaay!" Roxas clapped his hands in happiness and Axel facepalmed, which caused everyone else to chuckle at Roxas' antics

Once they were finished Roxas picked up the tray and walked over to the garbage can and put the garbage in, Sure enough it said "Thank You" in an automated voice

Roxas clapped his hands and happily skipped back to the table "it said thank you"

"Did you say you're welcome to the garbage can Roxas?" Terra asked

Roxas gasped "You Welcome Mr. Garbage Can!" he yelled across the restaurant

Axel facepalmed again and everyone laughed, they got up and left

They told all their friends about it the next day

Lol XD Yup! First actually finished story! :D